Flaming_Spinach
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Simply follow these 8 steps, and you are guaranteed to lose a trip to Worlds which you would otherwise have won!
I played Mario BTW.
1. Get a bad start against the 2-time NW Regional Champion.
I misplay, but it doesn't matter, as I have only 1 basic, and by the time he beats me, I can't get another for 3 more turns.
2. When you beat someone, make sure their rating is below 1600.
Another person with an Empoleon deck. It's close, but he runs out of energy and I win quickly after.
3. Get paired against an auto-loss.
Yeah. I faced a 1650 player with Banette. Game Over in 3 turns.
4. If the last one wasn't bad enough, get paired against 2 auto-losses in a row.
Another guy with Banette. I concede when he plays his second energy.
At 1-3, all hopes of making Worlds are shot.
5. Beat someone on T1 so people can laugh at how you can't win a legitimate game in your life.
Riolu. Heads. GG.
6. Let your opponent get a GOD start.
T1, Dratini paralizes. T2, Dragonair discards my energy. T3, Draggy ex locks trainers. T4, Draggy ex kills 2 Pokemon in 1 hit.
7. Beat your 7th opponent, then drop from the tournament to save whatever shred of dignity you have left.
Yeah.
8. Realize 5 minutes too late that you weren't actually dropped from the tournament, were late for your 8th round, and already recieved a Game Loss.
This made me rofl when I realized it happened.
You should now have lost all hope you ever had of making Worlds.
Glad I could be of service to you guys.
3-4 in games. 3-5 overall.
I played Mario BTW.
1. Get a bad start against the 2-time NW Regional Champion.
I misplay, but it doesn't matter, as I have only 1 basic, and by the time he beats me, I can't get another for 3 more turns.
2. When you beat someone, make sure their rating is below 1600.
Another person with an Empoleon deck. It's close, but he runs out of energy and I win quickly after.
3. Get paired against an auto-loss.
Yeah. I faced a 1650 player with Banette. Game Over in 3 turns.
4. If the last one wasn't bad enough, get paired against 2 auto-losses in a row.
Another guy with Banette. I concede when he plays his second energy.
At 1-3, all hopes of making Worlds are shot.
5. Beat someone on T1 so people can laugh at how you can't win a legitimate game in your life.
Riolu. Heads. GG.
6. Let your opponent get a GOD start.
T1, Dratini paralizes. T2, Dragonair discards my energy. T3, Draggy ex locks trainers. T4, Draggy ex kills 2 Pokemon in 1 hit.
7. Beat your 7th opponent, then drop from the tournament to save whatever shred of dignity you have left.
Yeah.
8. Realize 5 minutes too late that you weren't actually dropped from the tournament, were late for your 8th round, and already recieved a Game Loss.
This made me rofl when I realized it happened.
You should now have lost all hope you ever had of making Worlds.
Glad I could be of service to you guys.
3-4 in games. 3-5 overall.