Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Carrington388's Apprentice Contest: Team Torchic's Cards for Imakuni?

Imakuni?'s Gorebyss (ZoraJolteon)
Name--3/3. Got it.
Picture--3/3. Again, Imakuni?'s cards aren't known for being works of art. I personally think this whole card is taking it a bit far, but then again, I don't count the rest of the blank.
Type(s)--5/5. Nice.
HP--5/5. That works.
Weakness/Resistance--5/5. Bingo.
Retreat Cost--4/5. Eh, perhaps a 1 Retreat would have worked better?
Sharp Mouth--15/15. Nice.
Shell Bikini Boy--4/15. It's ridiculous enough, but this card is full of moral errors. First off, the attack appears to be sexist, assuming it's two male players playing in the game. What if the person playing the Gorebyss is female and they'd have to pretend to be someone they already are? What if the Gorebyss player is male but the opponent is female, which would render the opponent at least temporarily lesbian? What if both players are female, which I couldn't even begin to describe? I'm sorry, but even unplayable, this attack's just wrong.
Rarity--3/3. Good.
Explanations--8/8. Good.
Penalties--0/0.
Card Total--55/67. Perhaps you should have thought twice before writing the mechanic for Shell Bikini Boy.

Imakuni's Quagsire (ZoraJolteon)
Name--3/3. Nice.
Picture--3/3. Word for word the same as the Gorebyss.
Type(s)--5/5. Works.
HP--5/5. Works.
Weakness/Resistance--5/5. Nailed.
Retreat Cost--5/5. That works.
Evolution Confusion--15/15. But what if there aren't any dogs close to the game?
Relaxed Swim--15/15. Must be painful!
Rarity--2/3. Eh, I think Rare might have been more suitable here.
Explanations--8/8. Good.
Penalties--0/0. Nope.
Card Total--66/67.

ZoraJolteon's Average--61/67.

That makes Team Torchic's per-card average 61 points. Is this enough to snap this losing skid? Watch the main contest thread to find out.
 
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