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Christmas Crackers...

NoPoke

NoPoke

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Christmas cracker groans/puzzles:

Q: What has a mouth yet cannot speak and a bed but never sleeps?


[If you have some of your own just add them with your answer]
 
A) River!

[The answer should be obvious and the best ones always have a "groan", River is the right answer unless anyone can think of a right answer that also has a groan]

Q2) Where should a dressmaker build her home?

Q3) Why won't Santa go down the chimney?

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since this died

A2) On the outskirts
A3) Because Santa has Claustrophobia!
 
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Here's a good one I know:

Jack and Jill (or any other name of your choice) are dead on the floor, by the table, in a pool of water and glass.

Explain how this happened.
 
DarthPika said:
Here's a good one I know:

Jack and Jill (or any other name of your choice) are dead on the floor, by the table, in a pool of water and glass.

Explain how this happened.
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Easy. Jack and Jill are fish and something knocked their fishbowl off the table.
 
DarthPika said:
Here's a good one I know:

Jack and Jill (or any other name of your choice) are dead on the floor, by the table, in a pool of water and glass.

Explain how this happened.
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I laughed so hard when I read this....
Obviously it was a fish bowl as the previous poster posted.
 
A man is driving a black truck. The moon is not out and he does not have his headlights on. A woman walks across the road he is driving on and he stops in time to let her past. How did he see her?
 
So... you think your all so clever with that last one. Here's a harder one. :D

There's a cabin in the middle of the woods, and everyone in it is dead.

Explain...
 
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