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[FunnyBear]

Granted, but since we are currently in daylight savings time, we disappear along with it.


Edit: Hm... that wish was in poor taste.

I wish the Earth was flat.

Granted. Ooops, you fell off.

I wish they'd reprint Erika.

 

[charmander rox]

They do. But they run out of paper to reprint it on. So they use your skin.

I wish I hadn't dropped my ICEE.

 

[selerky]

Granted. You threw it behind you to try to distract a rabid Primape, which is chasing you because you made it mad by looking at it. Unfortunately, the ICEE hits the Primeape, making it even madder.
(charmander rox, what is it with you and time?)

I wish that threads wouldn't show an extra page that doesn't exist yet.

 

[charmander rox]

Granted. The pages shown exist. But they're full of insults. About you.

I wish people would have realized my obsession with time sooner.

 

[KAZUTO!!!]

Granted. They made fun of your obsession, and so you never went on to the internet again.

I wish emoticons weren't so fun.

 

[Bippa201]

lol

Emoticions aren't fun anymore. They have been replaced by Homoticions, which use numbers instead of brackets and the stuff.

(If anyone figures that out, I'm not trying to insult people. It just came)

I wish I had a Claydol (I seriously don't)

 

[superwolfs]

granted. it goes out of date soon, and becomes worthless in tournys

i wish you had never read my wish

 

[darkrai_90]

granted, my friend read it and told me.

I wish i could have sex.

 

[selerky]

^It's stuff like that that will get this thread locked.:nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono:
Try to keep this PG, 'K? Or G or whatever.

I wish Arceus999 would post another chapter of "A Story About 9 Eevees and a Trainer Named Eevee". *Hint hint* :tongue:

 

[Pikamaster]

Granted, but my story is so much better you read that instead.=P

I wish my story actually WAS better.

 

[TheDoctor]

Granted, it gets published-to bad it's shipped right into the bargain bin on the release date for only 99 cents.

I wish I wish I was a kitten that is very adorable!

 

[espeon1]

granted but then you have a heartless owner who drowns you in a sack in the river

I wish states would come sooner

 

[waynegg]

granted- they were all last weekend and you missed them

wish we could have another custom avatar contest...

 

[Xuii2-the-cleric]

grated and you get DQed

i wish i can win states

 

[charmander rox]

Granted. You CAN win States. Not that you WILL.

I wish I won Science Fair.

 

[KingRaichu]

Granted. But your entry is a hazard to the Fair, and you are fined $25,000.

I wish my book got more publicity.

 

[SuperWooper]

I wish my book got more publicity.

Granted, but the publicity comes in the form of the biggest literature critic in the country giving it a terrible review.

I wish that I couldn't be any more awesome.

 

[KingRaichu]

My book is good!

Anywho, wish granted. Now you lose all your awesomeness and people point and laugh at you.

I wish I gained GOOD publicity for my novel.

 

[charmander rox]

Granted. You get so much publicity that people crowd your house for autographs. Your house smells like cheese for weeks. And you got trampled.

I wish I hadn't just wasted 6 hours of my life earlier today.

 

[selerky]

Granted. Instead, you productively whittled away your time trying to get out of a pit that mad Primape threw you into.

I wish I had a pencil.