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[charmander rox]

Granted. But you can't get back out.

I wish.

 

[Empolionx54]

Wish for what? Wish you could take over the world? Wish your cat had kittens? Wish you had a peice of chocolate?
How am I suppose to corrupt your wish if all that is all you say is "I wish". Fine I wish for you and you end up stuck in the same PokeBall as Qwachansey, and the two of you have a pool party.

I wish the world would end so I wouldn't have to put up with it.

 

[Bippa201]

Granted. Your world ends, and you go in the PokeBall. They then start throwing corn and salts shakers at me.

I wish that I had a pie.

 

[Fish]

Well, I got a charred pie for ya!

I wish I had all the fish cards EVER! ><>:

 

[Pikamaster]

Granted, but they come with the smell of fish too. Pretty soon they start to rot and your entire neighborhood comes after you to kill you, but they find that you suffocated.

I wish that more people were online now.

 

[GengarPwns]

Granted. But so many People are online it crashes the Network.

I wish i could go and Party in the Poke-ball with Qwachansey, Charmander Rox, and Empolionx54

 

[Xuii2-the-cleric]

Granted but u fart and everyone die of suffocation


i wish i win worlds with pokemon cards

 

[charmander rox]

Granted. Too bad your plane trip home is a crash landing in the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish I knew how to do a good speed run on FireRed.

 

[Qwachansey]

Oooh I love pool parties!

Granted. You go so fast that when you are leaping over those fences, you fly so high you crash into the Pokemon Center and break all your bones. And no, the Center only heals POKEMON.

I wish I could sit on the mean Chansey that smushed me.

 

[Empolionx54]

Granted, you could if you ever finished building your Time Machines For Dummies Kit.

I am not calling you dummie FYI

I wish I never met an over-developed-single-cell-cro-magdon.

 

[Bippa201]

Granted. But I have no idea what you are saying, so nothing happens.

I wish that I had a TV.

 

[charmander rox]

Granted. But the TV eats you.

I wish the Survivor CaC contest made more sense.

 

[selerky]

Granted. It makes sense because now you know that it's run by a psycho (that's why it's so weird).

I wish I never met an over-developed-single-cell-cro-magdon.

That's you, Bippa. jk.

"'Yeah! Nobody calls me a single-cell crow magnet!'
Mulch nodded and lay down obligingly in the hole. 'That's right. I bet nobody does.'"

I wish someone else knew what that was from.

 

[redwater]

granted u and u dead friend then he go trap in to a pokemon game went inside dusknoir then when dusknoir
got send to the lost zoze your friend got control of your body he kill it after all that u 2 are still friend

i wish i found a lucky 5 dollar bill that got turn to old 1000 he cash it in to the bank for 10 $100 bills

 

[Qwachansey]

Granted, but the bills were in Monopoly money.

I wish I could understand what redwater is trying to say.

 

[GengarPwns]

Granted. But then Dusknoir sends you to the lost zone.

I wish, the DSI would come out sooner.

 

[NEMark]

The DSI comes out tommorow but short circuits and electriefied you.

I wish Pokemon was real.

 

[charmander rox]

Granted. Too bad you aren't allowed to have one, because you aren't trusted.

I wish Great Expectations was more interesting.

 

[Muscovy Level X]

...will never happen?

I wish code was easier to understand.

 

[Empolionx54]

But then it's not called code, and instead all intelligence angencys start using binary.

I wish for a huge chocolate cake.