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[Iggy]

Granted but you spill it all over yourself, WHILE IT'S PIPING HOT! So you now have 2nd degree burns all over your body.

I wish for a banana-flavored-peanutbutter-rabbit-pastry, with a whipped cream, suger, and a cherry on top!

Granted but it's a deadbunny

 

[pokemonhero]

You ask for nothing, you get nothing.

I wish for no illnesses.

 

[Xuii2-the-cleric]

grated u r a superhuman and everyone hates u and kills u

i wish to die

 

[gashmoigidy]

You die, but the doctors bring you back after 10 seconds.

I wish I had the best premier rating in North America

 

[Kayle]

Granted, everybody else in North America gets whipped by Japan, so their premier ratings are under 1600. Yours is 1600. Everyone in Japan has more than 2000.

I wish for a schtick.

 

[Mach]

Granted, but your schtick becomes an internet meme, and suddenly it's not funny anymore.

I wish that stores wouldn't sell candy that they know perfectly well is completely disgusting.

 

[sdrawkcab]

Granted, they charge ALOT more for the good candy to make up for their loss in profit.

I wish people stopped wishing for things that could be corrupted so easily....

 

[Elite_4_Allen]

granted, but no one post now because the wishes are to hard to corrupt and u get sghdfgidui'ed.

i wish everyone knew that sghdfgdui meant slapping someone with a sausage.

 

[Iggy]

Granted now everybody sghdfgdui's you/
I wish my girlfriend won't move to Alaska.:frown:

 

[milotic101]

granted, now she is moving to alaska now

i wish i could win cities

 

[G landers]

granted but nobody remembers your win

i wish i won worlds and everyone remembers

 

[FlamingJapaneseMan]

Granted, but everyone hates you because you won worlds and they didn't.

I wish my Kingdra build was the best in the world.

 

[gallade]

but it is the best at beating magikarp rush, 'nuff said.
i wish that people would post in my threads more often. (i can see where this one is going.)

 

[Box of Fail]

Granted, you've already left Pokégym.

I wish I owned a Luxray GL LV.X. (I don't - sad, but true -_-)

 

[KAZUTO!!!]

Granted. You own a fake Luxray GL X.

I wish Potion healed 100 damage instead of 20.

 

[kyroid]

Granted It's In base set.
I wish i had air

 

[Kayle]

You have air, but it's composed entirely of nitrogen

I wish it was two days ago

 

[nnaann]

Your time machine drops you 2 days ago in the middle of the ocean.

I wish POP gave paid invites to the top 20 ranked europeans

 

[milotic101]

granted, then something happened and now whatever your rank was they all the ones ahead of you to worlds

i wish it was last saturday so i could play a different deck in the tournament and do good with it

 

[Empolionx54]

GRanted, and you make the top cut. But the your past self breaks out of the locker you stuffed him in and announces that your from the future, resulting in a tempal paradox and the universe comes to an end. Thenks a lot.:tongue:

I wish the screen wasn't so bright.