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Sir Bidoof

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Hi, I'm starting a campaign for the 2012 elections, to elect me president. I'll need lots of donations to spend on commercials dissing everyone else, and to make me look 10 times better than I am. Here is my list of attributes:

Experience-None, but since when has America cared. They elected Obama, right?

Environmental Concerns-None. Didn't god create the environment for us to destroy it?

Economic Concerns-Lots. Our economic system is in trouble, and I have figured out the perfect way to save us. We should let the government run everything. I mean, the government has been so competent, wouldn't you trust everything with them?

National Security Concerns-Lots. The terrorists are going to attack us again soon, so lets just nuke them all. We'll kill a few million innocent people, but at least no one will be out to get us(well, maybe all the human rights groups, but who cares about them). Oh yeah, and lets nuke Mexico while we're at it, to solve our immigration problem. Then we'll make everyone who's already crossed over citizens, so we won't have to deport them to radiation ravaged ruins.

PS- once I'm done with all that, I'll sell my president's seat for a lot of money, move to Las Vegas, get a wife, cheat on that wife, get a new wife, spend all my money, get drunk and embarrass myself on national TV, and then apologize and make everything alright.
 
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Who's your vice president going to be? Ronald McDonald? He may not know any politics like you, but he can flip a burger.
 
Well, you see, I'm going to drive to the nearest insane asylum, and pull the name of one of them out of a hat. They could probably give me some good insight.
 
Would the closet asylum happen to be Arkham because if it is I will for sure vote for you.
 
I will vote for you, I have had 10 people put my name in the "other box" on the ballot. For the last 3 elections, I voted other. The thing is, Mickey Mouse is a favorite among the US citizens. ( no jk- I will try and find the site of "people who are voted for" from the pres. ballots)
But, seriousely, I have been voted for. I wouldn't mind being your vice pres. though.
 
Sir Bidoof said:
Well, you see, I'm going to drive to the nearest insane asylum, and pull the name of one of them out of a hat. They could probably give me some good insight.
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Nathaniel, I'll make sure I'll check your head next time I see you...

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You're Thomas A aren't you? I can just tell out of all the members on this site.
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I got a feelin' this is Nathaniel, but Tommy is a nice pick on who this is though...he is insane enough to say this.
 
It's definitly Nathanial, he told me. On topic, Sir Bidoof for President!!!! I would vote for you if I were 18.
 
Yeah, its Nathaniel. This thread was meant as a joke, parodying politics and celebrities in general. I hope I didn't offend anybody. :smile:
 
Ya Nathaniel, timing is everything with these things. If you waited till late 2011 or 2012 when they were really into the presidential race, this would've been perfect (i'm still checking your head).
 
No, it would have been best in like 2015.

"Vote for me in 2012!" "Dude... that was 3 years ago".
 
Just hire Al Capone as your vice president so he can rig the election, its not like any of these people will actually vote for you. You are the empty shell of life, never to be loved, always living in fear that the police will rip down your door to take the rest of humanity you have left.


jk :tongue: no offense to anyone, least of all you sir bidoof. great thread.
 
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