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Chuck Norris started to create thousands of different butters, but because Chuck Norris is so hot the butter melted right away11!!11111!111! So sadly, without butter, they had an idea. . .
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Chuck Norris started to create thousands of different butters, but because Chuck Norris is so hot the butter melted right away11!!11111!111! So sadly, without butter, they had an idea. . .
baby mario
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that involved 6 pints of Moo Moo Milk and 145 . . .
LegendaryLugia
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...they got a bunch of Miltank and Chansey together to start the experiment. However, the Chansey and the Miltank did not get on very well, and soon...
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Qwachansey comes along and beats up all the Miltank, but then out of no where. . .
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prodigal_fanboy
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... a mod comes and locks this thread for spam. *click*
a C-C-Combo Breaker strikes! And then...
a C-C-Combo Breaker strikes! And then...
LegendaryLugia
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...DarthPika appears and rubs Vaseline on a Palkia G Lv.X. He proceeds to throw the card at Qwachansey's feet and Qwachansey slips on the card, falling over. And since the Miltank are SF Miltank and only have 70 HP, DarthPika utilises the power of DCE and uses Hydro Shots ftw and attaches belt and KOs Qwachansey. However, also lying in wait is...
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The story so far:
I was walking through the berry forest when all of a sudden a Weedle jumped on my face. A Water Gun attack perfectly aimed from the side shot the Weedle off my face, and I turned round to see a Squirtle who was mad because he hadn't had his daily dose of heavy metal that day. Then, in another act of rage a Pidgey pecked me on my head and I reached for a pokeball and sent out an Agumon, despite this not being Digimon who attacked a man with a Blue Eyes White Dragon, but the huge dragon missed obliterating Antarctica which caused the sky to be filled with ashes, blocking out the sun for thousands of years.
Then, pokemon gets outlawed and all the pokefreak overthrow the cruel, oppressive government and in this state of Poke-anarchy, a new pokemon was discovered that was Barrack Obama who turned out to be Team Rocket in disguise!
Team Magma suddenly found Obama and got him to join their team, when suddenly George Bush transformed into a Magikarp and splashed everyone but was struck by Dick Cheney who used Jet Shoot, causing America to invade Iraq and finding a lonely Pichu so they had to pretend it was a weapon of mass destruction, which resulted in radioactive waves causing Magikarp to evolve Red Gyarados, which then proceeded to destroy the Middle East which was a total accident, really, so the good people of the world decided to forgive the Red Gyarados, but they didn't really and fried it and had Gyarados burgers for dinner, which gave everyone food poisoning except the pokemon who used the distraction to take over the world, until one day when it died and wanted its children to follow the use of the distraction but because they were children they didn't continue the legacy because Bill Gates came up to the young pokemon and bribed them with Windows 7 installed laptops. And thus Bill Gates took over the world, until one day when Apple released the iPokemon, which looked very cool, but a Magikarp saw the Windows 7 laptops and it turned into a Green Gyarados that disappeared in a puff of smoke because everybody knows Green Gyarados don't exit.
However, the smoke spread a poisonous smog across the world and soon every pokemon died, except Arceus, which took one look at the mess and decided to re-create the world, only this time without any I can't believe it's not butter which greatly improved the world. However, without I can't believe it's not butter the world decided to buy Country Life Butter which unlike butter from New Zealand supports our local farms. But then a giant meteor fell from the sky and destroyed the Country Life Butter factory. However, with an opening in the butter market Chuck Norris started to create thousands of different butters, but because Chuck Norris is so hot the butter melted right away. So sadly, without butter, they had an idea that involved 6 pints of Moo-Moo Milk and 145 Chansey jumping up and down but they got a bunch of Miltank and Chansey together to start the experiment. However, the Chansey and the Miltank did not get on very well, and soon Qwachansey comes along and beats up all the Miltank, but then out of no where a mod comes and locks this thread for spam. A C-C-Combo Breaker strikes! And then DarthPika appears and rubs Vaseline on a Palkia G Lv.X. He proceeds to throw the card at Qwachansey's feet and Qwachansey slips on the card, falling over. And since the Miltank are SF Miltank and only have 70 HP, DarthPika utilises the power of DCE and uses Hydro Shots ftw and attaches belt and KOs Qwachansey. However, also lying in wait is...
Back to back posts merged. The following information has been added:
The story so far:
I was walking through the berry forest when all of a sudden a Weedle jumped on my face. A Water Gun attack perfectly aimed from the side shot the Weedle off my face, and I turned round to see a Squirtle who was mad because he hadn't had his daily dose of heavy metal that day. Then, in another act of rage a Pidgey pecked me on my head and I reached for a pokeball and sent out an Agumon, despite this not being Digimon who attacked a man with a Blue Eyes White Dragon, but the huge dragon missed obliterating Antarctica which caused the sky to be filled with ashes, blocking out the sun for thousands of years.
Then, pokemon gets outlawed and all the pokefreak overthrow the cruel, oppressive government and in this state of Poke-anarchy, a new pokemon was discovered that was Barrack Obama who turned out to be Team Rocket in disguise!
Team Magma suddenly found Obama and got him to join their team, when suddenly George Bush transformed into a Magikarp and splashed everyone but was struck by Dick Cheney who used Jet Shoot, causing America to invade Iraq and finding a lonely Pichu so they had to pretend it was a weapon of mass destruction, which resulted in radioactive waves causing Magikarp to evolve Red Gyarados, which then proceeded to destroy the Middle East which was a total accident, really, so the good people of the world decided to forgive the Red Gyarados, but they didn't really and fried it and had Gyarados burgers for dinner, which gave everyone food poisoning except the pokemon who used the distraction to take over the world, until one day when it died and wanted its children to follow the use of the distraction but because they were children they didn't continue the legacy because Bill Gates came up to the young pokemon and bribed them with Windows 7 installed laptops. And thus Bill Gates took over the world, until one day when Apple released the iPokemon, which looked very cool, but a Magikarp saw the Windows 7 laptops and it turned into a Green Gyarados that disappeared in a puff of smoke because everybody knows Green Gyarados don't exit.
However, the smoke spread a poisonous smog across the world and soon every pokemon died, except Arceus, which took one look at the mess and decided to re-create the world, only this time without any I can't believe it's not butter which greatly improved the world. However, without I can't believe it's not butter the world decided to buy Country Life Butter which unlike butter from New Zealand supports our local farms. But then a giant meteor fell from the sky and destroyed the Country Life Butter factory. However, with an opening in the butter market Chuck Norris started to create thousands of different butters, but because Chuck Norris is so hot the butter melted right away. So sadly, without butter, they had an idea that involved 6 pints of Moo-Moo Milk and 145 Chansey jumping up and down but they got a bunch of Miltank and Chansey together to start the experiment. However, the Chansey and the Miltank did not get on very well, and soon Qwachansey comes along and beats up all the Miltank, but then out of no where a mod comes and locks this thread for spam. A C-C-Combo Breaker strikes! And then DarthPika appears and rubs Vaseline on a Palkia G Lv.X. He proceeds to throw the card at Qwachansey's feet and Qwachansey slips on the card, falling over. And since the Miltank are SF Miltank and only have 70 HP, DarthPika utilises the power of DCE and uses Hydro Shots ftw and attaches belt and KOs Qwachansey. However, also lying in wait is...
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milotic101
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where a sudden wind and saw absol razor wind everyone exept...
baby mario
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three things stood in his way, the first of which was . . .
LegendaryLugia
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...a poppyseed bagel, the second of which was...
milotic101
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then turn out to be apple sauce
LegendaryLugia
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...and the third of which was a vat of burning oil. He ate the poppyseed bagel, and then, forgetting he had a root beer allergy, ate the root beer bagel. He threw up on the road in front of him, slipped on the spew and landed head-first into the vat of burning oil. And thus was the end of the boy who wanted to catch 'em all. However...
baby mario
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many years of therapy for the poor squirrel, but it was worth it in the end because . . .
TheGeneral
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the squirrel became pikachus new owner, but only after...
LegendaryLugia
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...which Pikachu ate. However...