Good old 1 sentence add-on

[zapydos]

sidewalk because the deoxys were pounding it into the ground...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

with the power of cheese...

 

[jesschow12]

then the deoxy transform in to defense mode like a swimming suit...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

so we made fun of deoxys for looking dorky and not having a knife...

 

[Dunjohn]

At that point Rayquaza and Deoxys paused for a moment to explain to everyone why knives are bad, and also what deoxyribonucleac acid is.

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

so then we laughed at them and called them safety nerds...

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

And then they went to a strip club and everybody was like OMFG and Rayquaza was like why and Deoxys was like because it's like cool and then Rayquaza is like I geuss I don't know and went with them and then...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

we ate APT's brain, but oh wait, he didn't have one to begin with =P...

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

And then we ate BT's pride but wait he didn't have any in the first place so...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

we all ate the statue of liberty's torch and book...

 

[dragonspy900]

which was poisonus

 

[Charizardian]

And caused a chiese guy to come and he......

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

gave us all food full of MSGs!....

 

[Scepterion]

which we ate, and 10 secs later we transformed into...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

MSGmon, which weren't a copy off of Pokemon, but instead were a completely new monster-based show/car game/Gameboy game phenomenon, in which all the chaarcters have MSG poisoning or something...

 

[Dunjohn]

And then everyone's gameboys vanished, and a great voice was heard throughout the land, which proclaimed, "ENOUGH! You're all doing my FREAKIN' HEAD in!" and suddenly everyone was back walking through that berry forest, when...

 

[dragonspy900]

a monkey attacked

 

[Shiloh Phoenix]

Your mom.

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

with a sledgehammer...

 

[dragonspy900]

which was your mom in disguse