How would Pokemon attacks be in real life?

[NightTerrors]

Hyper Voice
Dark Pulse
Rock Blast
Stone Edge
Hydro Pump
Ice Beam
Sludge Bomb
Shadow Ball
Pin Missile
Sonic Boom
Taunt
Leaf Storm
Petal Dance

How do you imagine these moves would feel and look like?

Feel free to add and describe other moves you want.