It's a sign!

Discussion in 'Random Topic Center' started by Orange Soda, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. Orange Soda

    Orange Soda New Member

    Post funny signs you've seen.

    In my dorm cafeteria, there is a sign hung on each cooler right behind the counter where you go to get food, in full view of all customers. "Label & Date everything that goes into this cooler. It is very, very important."

    One time I was riding in the car with my family when I saw a sign that said something like "I lost 37 pounds! Call for free sample!" Eeew...
     
  2. johnznothere

    johnznothere New Member

    "No Tresspassing
    Tresspassers shall be shot.
    Survivors shall be shot again."
     
  3. Marril

    Marril New Member

    "We're sorry. All the toilets on this floor are broken. Please use the floor below."

    "If you can't read, [this school] will teach you how! Call for details."

    "The person who stole the ladder from the janitor's room yesterday is encouraged to return it or futher steps will be taken."

    (on the main doors of a church) "Enter ye all by these doors of Heaven." (below it) "This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use the side entrance."
     
  4. Joe Monkey

    Joe Monkey New Member

    "I bet you a dollar you are reading this sign"
     
  5. PokePop

    PokePop Administrator

    Sign near a playground in England:
    "Dead Slow Children Playing"
     
  6. Dek

    Dek New Member

    Here was one i saw at a Party store that closed a few years ago

    "Anyone prosecuted of stealing will be eaten alive"
     
  7. firebomb

    firebomb New Member

    I saw this on a sign in a store:

    costomers wanted
     
  8. yoshi1001

    yoshi1001 New Member

    Here's what I saw on the menu at the dining hall:

    Glorified Rice

    No, really.

    And don't get me started on:

    Toco Bar
     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2004
  9. Orange Soda

    Orange Soda New Member

    Hahaha, that reminds me of the menu I saw way back when that caused me to start a different thread. "Sauteed Squish".
     
  10. Dunjohn

    Dunjohn New Member

    There's a school in town with one of those city maps outside it, with a big red arrow and the words "You Are Here" on it. Some time ago, someone came along and scrawled a second arrow pointing to the school on the map: "You're Supposed To Be In Here".
     
  11. Dek

    Dek New Member

    One of my friends gave me a link to a sign that was in Canada (i think). I dont have the link anymore, but the sign went something like this:

    "For people: All dogs must be on leashes at all times.
    For dogs: Woof woof."
     
  12. Joe Monkey

    Joe Monkey New Member

    The Utah Fun Dome sign hasn't been fixed so it says Fun Dom.

    Yes ph33r the Fun Dom
     
  13. firebomb

    firebomb New Member

    Dunjohn reminded me of a poster i saw in a train sation that said "you are here" with no map or picture on it.
     
  14. yoshi1001

    yoshi1001 New Member


    Nevertheless, you were there, weren't you?
     
  15. Dek

    Dek New Member

    oh, here is a good one, but you really need to picture this one...

    Imagine you are at a "fork in teh road" (a road that splits into two roads). Now imagine a metal bar with 2 signs. One that represents "No left turn" and one that represents "no right turn" :lol:
     
  16. Jeremy Badeaux

    Jeremy Badeaux New Member

    "do not walk in front of bus" -Sign on a bus (I was going to do some jazzercise in front of the bus, but nooo. . . :p ).
     
  17. Orange Soda

    Orange Soda New Member

    I walk to Walmart on occasion to stock up on supplies. On the way, I pass a store that looks like it's been closed for some time. There are various phrases painted accross the wall just below the roof. One such phrase is "Open 365 days a year!", right above a door with a sign on it labeled "No Tresspassing".
     
  18. SlimeyGrimey

    SlimeyGrimey New Member

    Heh, I like how on the back of the jumbo pokemon cards it says "Not for Play Use". Imagine shuffling your deck with one of those in it.
     
  19. The Fish King

    The Fish King New Member

    On a No-Smoking sign:
    If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate measures.
     
  20. mysterioustrainer

    mysterioustrainer New Member

    Parking for Chili's To-go customers. All others will be towed and crushed at owner's expense.
     

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