Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Mewtwo EX is missing .......

doubleaintx

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So I get home from work and my three older kids say "dad M..... (my 2 year old daughter) got into your office and got into the purple deck!"
I said "ok...and...."

They continued
..."and we are missing Mewtwo EX! "

Side note, this is my kids ONLY Mewtwo EX they saved allowance $$$ to buy

So we look everywhere asking my two year old
"Where is the cat Pokemon?" she continues to reply in a super innocent voice saying
"I no no where cat is....you want Emolga ?"(the only poke she knows by name)

So we look through our 6 bedroom home everywhere and cannot find it. Irony is, out of 10k Pokemon cards in my office she found Mewtwo EX....?!?! And unsleeved it?!?!

So later I hear my son who is 6 yelling "Dad! Dad! I found Mewtwo EX.....but I pooped on it.....?!?"

Yep, Mewtwo EX was in the toilet

Really???? REALLY?!??!!
Time to update my wants list

Thanks for taking the time to laugh at my loss
 
I know beating kids is wrong, but in this situation....... I'm just kidding. That sucks for u man. Sry for your loss.
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Then your wife is reponsible for the replacement then, as she cause damage to you as it is her reponsible to protect a room from the invasion of her kids which is also her reponsible too...
 
^ Do you think he should sue her for damages? Or just lecture her for days about her responsibilities?

Maybe he should get a replacement wife?

It is a Mewtwo-EX after all. It's hard to imagine anything more serious than that.
 
^ Do you think he should sue her for damages? Or just lecture her for days about her responsibilities?

Maybe he should get a replacement wife?

It is a Mewtwo-EX after all. It's hard to imagine anything more serious than that.

Yes very serious....wife rolls her eyes and says "Its a card..."
 
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Mewtwos are hard to get. Really stinks that the only Mewtwo EX you had was in the toilet. Your wife has a problem with how serious Mewtwo EX is in this game. If she says "its a card", that means that she doesn't give a junk on Psychic Pokemon unless she hates the game in general. Your loss is my loss too. That means there is one less Mewtwo. :frown: I hope you can get another one soon.
 
Haha such a good April fools thread...... Well at least you wished this was an April fools thread. I feel bad for you because out of 60 cards she chose the one people are looking for the most.
 
Just take it out from under the dump, wash it off, and I'm sure someone will still pay $20 for it

Yeah! Ebay it, and then use the money to get yourself another one.

How does some one poop on a Pokemon Card?

I mean, I remember one time when I was a kid I couldn't find my GameBoy for months, until I happen to be digging in the freezer for Popsicles. It still worked fine.

But a card in the toilet. And then POOPING ON IT?
 
Then your wife is reponsible for the replacement then, as she cause damage to you as it is her reponsible to protect a room from the invasion of her kids which is also her reponsible too...

Wow, that's some really encouraging words for a guy who didn't expect his Mewtwo EX to get dumped into the toilet!
 
I love how seriously some of you take this.

Seriously, it's just funny. Unfortunate? Sure, but hilarious, and that's kids for you sometimes.
 
*Can't help but laugh at the entirety of this thread*

I am sorry that happened to you though. Accident, kids, or not, it's still $60+ literally flushed down the toilet.
 
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