No, I plan on playing Mike Cook in round 1, starting our game, and both going into "Ultrastall mode" with neither of us drawing or playing a card once we have determined who goes first.
At about 4 minutes the judges will become, well, worried.
At about 5 minutes I predict that someone from PUI will become concerned that we are making a scene.
At 5 minutes I predict that penalties will be threatened as well.
At 8 minutes Bacon will be offered to both of us as a bonus for playing a card. We will both draw our card, eat our bacon and pass.
At 10 minutes, Dav will come over with his grouchy face, and tell us to "Come on". Dav will realize that even if DQd from the event, we will be very difficult to remove from our seats. We are not small people.
At 10.5 minutes we will be DQd from the event. We will sit.
At 10.7 minutes we will be removed from the professor program.
At 10.8 minutes our PTO privelidges will be revoked...leading to...
At 11 minutes we will be tazed.
Upon seeing me Tazed, and screaming horribly, Mike Cook will claim to have been sleeping, and will get off scott free. Mike Cook will win the round, and go on to win Nationals.
I will be escorted from the premesis, and tazed on my way out.
Upon leaving the premesis, Mike will beat me with unprocessed bacon (read whole pig) and remind me to be quiet.
That is how it is going down.
It is....it is.
V