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[mysterioustrainer]

With a new forum, the best way to keep this totally spoofed up party going is to start it again. And with our new color and font options we should be able to have some fun with it.

Well okay here we go...

One day I was walking through the forest...

 

[White Gryphon]

...when all of a sudden I learned that Dory had been put through the laminator, the Dory I had spent three days drawing, assembling, and coloring, and the evil laminator lady had messed her up terribly. So I went over to MTM's house and...

 

[jdb728]

Poured myself a bowl of Fruit Loops, but there was no more milk, so I...

 

[Dek]

went to the local store and met Arthas Zero for the first time. I was so shocked that I...

 

[Carrington388]

turned into Unowns.

Best viewed with the Unown font, part of a package at fakecard.com. If you have the font and can't decipher the text, the post reads "turned into Unowns."

 

[White Gryphon]

Realizing the newfound power I have inside my new body (bodies?), I began spelling out nasty words in public...

 

[Carrington388]

And the public ran for cover.

 

[Extreme Espeon]

I continued turning into Unowns into the night until a huge mob of people came looking very angry and they.......

 

[Dek]

called upon Arthas Zero, who transformed into HUNTER ARTHAS ZERO, who then vanquished the Unown once and for all. Suddenly, on the other side of the earth...

 

[jdb728]

Monkey's started eating cheese, but the cheese was moldy, so the monkey's decided to...

 

[Carrington388]

mutate into Unowns.

 

[TRCassidy]

Once they had become fully formed Unowns, they set off to London for afternoon tea with the Queen.

 

[Carrington388]

Little did they know was that, during afternoon tea the previous day, the Queen led a mass burning of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and planned to do it again the next day.

 

[Satoshi]

The Unowns, being Pokémon characters, didn't care that YuGiOh cards were being burned and even voltunteered to light the bonfire.

 

[mysterioustrainer]

But all the Unowns couldn't start a fire because all they knew was hidden power which fired at me, and transformed me into a girl.

(Why do I do this to myself?)

 

[PokemonCardSell]

Which was not good. I then started chasing the unknowns and then they turned around and stared at me. Glowing in purple light I had no clue what they were doing to me. Then suddenly I started lifting off the ground in this purple glowing light then suddenly the unknowns started...

 

[White Gryphon]

...ranting about wanting to "Do The Hustle".

 

[jdb728]

But then they got bored with the hustle, so they decided to disco, but they couldn't find a disco ball, so they...

 

[PokemonCardSell]

did the cha-cha slide instead.

 

[Dek]

then chaos spread all over the world. When HUNTER ARTHAS ZERO came to the scene, he was powerless because...