Pokemon jokes

[DarthPika]

-I wasn't that drunk
-Dude you threw my hamsters and yelled Pikachu i choose you!!!!

Ok, ok that one was funny.

 

[Scipio]

How does a sneezing pokemon sound?
Pi-Kha-CHOO!

 

[HRPrime]

I once had a Kecleon. But, I lost it...

 

[LegendCallerL]

Mewtwo is the second strongest pokemon in terms of base stats. It was first until generation 4. It has psychic powers capable of mass destruction. Don't worry though, it can't get out of Cerulean Cave because someone's in the way.

 

[Darkmot]

Some day I was drinking some beer with friends.
Suddenly one of them jumped onto the table and shouted: I am Shiggy!!!! I am Shiggy!!!! I am Shiggy!!!!

Not funny hmh.

Let's try it later.

 

[raw19]

i did i just wanted to tell him his jokes make my eyes bleed

xDDD I think you're the funniest one here. :lol::lol:

 

[supertyranitar]

I'm gonna Reshiram my head into the wall from the cornyness alone.

 

[raw19]

Corny Book Titles:

Peering Through The Fence by Peakat Chu

Dealing With Insomnia by Snurr Laxx

Winning At Games by Hax R' Us

Coffee Lovers by Latte Us!

 

[HRPrime]

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness was funny

 

[Arcanite]

I know a good pokemon Joke:

Luvdisc

 

[Darkmot]

Nine tales here pik a' chus!







(No it's my "later try"....)

 

[Benzo]

How does Beartic get honey out of a hive?

With a BeeDrill!

Golett the dog out before it urinates on the carpet!

(yup, one liners and puns, I will be here all week!)

 

[Porii Sames]

Life Orb isn't good on Metagross. Golem instead.

This isn't in the right section. Golurk more.

 

[pkmn202]

Mewtwo is the second strongest pokemon in terms of base stats. It was first until generation 4. It has psychic powers capable of mass destruction. Don't worry though, it can't get out of Cerulean Cave because someone's in the way.

Mewtwo didn't beat the league :frown:


I can't think of a Pokémon joke right now, but I know a Pokémon that is a joke.

Magikarp!

Oh Gud! Save us from his Splash attack! Seriously?

 

[HRPrime]

I don't really like Pokemon Jokes... They can get Farfetch'd :biggrin:

 

[raw19]

The Crowd: *Gives them all a round of applause*

Corny Book Titles:

Mountaineering Delusions by Cliff Fairy

Mountains Exposed by Geo Dude

The Latest Trends by Chic Corita

 

[LegendCallerL]

What do you call a Loudred that has just used Hyper Voice?
Anything you want. It can't hear you.

 

[Porii Sames]

The Crowd: *Gives them all a round of applause*

Corny Book Titles:

Mountaineering Delusions by Cliff Fairy

Mountains Exposed by Geo Dude

The Latest Trends by Chic Corita

ahahahaha genius

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[cvmerchanary]

What did the critics say about the movie
" Nine tales up!"

Why did the torchic cross the road?
To get to the other side

What are the two richest pokemon ever?
Goldeen and Golduck

Ow why did you hit me hitmonlee?
"Cause I thought you said GO! Hit my knee!

Why is Arbok afraid of fire?
He didn't wanted to be a charbok

What pokemon never wins?
MewTwo

One Knight a nidoking and a nidoqueen got off a bus with no driver. Who was left on the bus?
One Knight

 

[Pittsburgh Steelers]

I can't take a Dugtrio. That's too many.