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Sexiest Professor Alive 2006

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Dodou Master

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Chris Boutcher: The Sexiest Professor Alive

He's the Team Compendium secretary and his dashing good looks made him more than well qualified. And this Orange County judge is the first to be heralded as the Sexiest Prof Alive.

Saturday April 1, 2006 1:00am EST
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This year's Sexiest Professor Alive is no stranger to the PokeGym. Anyone who has had the pleasure of reading a private message from Chris, be it from a warning for using inappropriate language to an answer to what's in the next Modified format, has cherished each word. Many save them. Some frame and sell copies of his prose on eBay. Some very sought after communications can go for hundreds of dollars a page. "The way he uses semicolons in a private message," says WurmpleLvr88 who inquired about a marriage proposal earlier this year, "just screams stud muffin. Even though he rejected me."

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But don't let his flair for punctuation fool you: he's got quite the wild side too. Besides head judging at almost every major event in the United States, Chrisbo (as the ladies call him) finds time to share his vocal talents during announcements. "The way he serenaded the crowd with Weird Al Yankovich's Polkamon, from memory, is not only supernatural - it's drop dead gorgeous." The rest of the audience had either left or was too tongue tied to express their appreciation for such a feat.

It's all in a days work for this Pokemon Professor. "Chris stands out from the over seven hundred registered volunteer Pokemon aficionados because he is one of the most beautiful creatures to ever walk this earth," says an POP official who requested not to be identified. After the flood of interest in PokeGym Polo Shirts, Chrisbo will be appearing in the next Professor Rewards Catalog modeling some of the new products that can be redeemed this upcoming season. Details are still forthcoming, however it should be noted that the Professor Thong has finally been green-lit for production.

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The Sexiest Professor Alive committee is ecstatic to award the first title to Chris Boutcher. As such the award's likeness and namesake will be "Chrisbo" for future generations of "Sexy Professors" inductees to remember this legendary hunk. Contrary to popular rumors there is not a beef cake contained underneath the twenty-four karat gold aluminum foil. It's solid milk chocolate with a creamy nougat center.

Chris is followed intently by a whole flock of proud fan club carrying members, but remains happily married with children.

EDIT: We fixed the images. Our press release team had them as attachments. Apologies on behalf of the Sexiest Professor Alive committee.
 
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I see now why they banned me from the Professor Program. It was a conspiracy architeched by Crisbo to dethrone my reign at the TOP!

Mods: PLEASE upload pics of the Professor Thong to the Gallery. I think I know what our next favicon will be!
 
I'm sorry but that honor goes to be CHRISBO, i'd be happy to give you some pointers, maybe next year...oh wait they already voted.....Congrats to CMT!!!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

CMT ​
 
Dodou Master said:
After the flood of interest in PokeGym Polo Shirts, Chrisbo will be appearing in the next Professor Rewards Catalog modeling some of the new products that can be redeemed this upcoming season. Details are still forthcoming, however it should be noted that the Professor Thong has finally been green-lit for production.
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

ROFL

Now that would be scarey!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
*dies*

For anyone interested, they can see Chris live and in the flesh at the West Covina JAA stop today... :clap:

'mom :lol:
 
ooooooooo.......yeah, that Chrisbo is a sexy beast! Now I know that I'm not yhe only one that thinks so! If fact he will be the next centerfold of Team Rocket Weekly!!!!!!!!
 
PokePop said:
Is it just me, or are the images not showing up right?
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In firefox it shows up as 'Chris Boutcher' every place an image should be. Maybe dodou doesn't know to put the images in the article gallery, then insert the image links. Oh well.
 
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