To tell the whole story, I have to say I had a van full of players going with me to a Provincial Championships where I was going to be head judge. The travel time was upwards of an hour, so we grabbed some food and coffee on the way. Well, as you can probably expect, I missed my mouth and made quite a mess of my pants while driving. Fortunately the venue was right across the road from a mall that had a walmart in it. After I dropped the players, my son and all our gear and cards, I went across the way and bought a new pair of pants - putting the ones with a stain in a bag. It would have been very embarrassing to be walking around judging with a breakfast stain. Anyways when I got back to the event I figured I'd just leave the bag with with our stuff and no one would be the wiser. However somehow that bag ended up with one of the other judges stuff and was scooped up when they left! So I really did lose my pants there for a while. After phoning around I found their location, and after having a good wash they were sent back to me in the mail. Talk about traveling pants!
So yeah, the story never got too kinky, but it does sound a bit more gossip worthy if you just say I lost my pants at an event!