Where in the World is that Gosh Darn Ash Ketchum?
(Parody of “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” by Rockapella)
Well he trains around the world just tryin’ to be a master
He's a steady-fingered player from Johto down to Hoenn
He'll take you for a ride that just keeps getting’ faster
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
Givin’ grief to Gulpin owners, make gym leaders go cry 'Uncle,'
From the first down to the last they'll be changin’ their tune
Well, they never ever saw him win the big match in the jungle
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
He goes from Pallet to red rock, to Pewter to fight Brock,
Lavender to Littleroot Saffron and back!
Well, he'll fight to his last stand and get on task to take you down hard,
Then he'll send on out Charizard and go beat big bad birds
He put the on in Vaporeon and he’s holdin’ all the high cards
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can he be?
Rustburo for Roxanne, Mt. Moon through Viridian, Fortree to Mossdeep, Indigo, Pikachu!
Well he glides around the globe, and he'll show up all challengers
He's a double-dose of danger with a vice for victory
His vocabulary’s loaded up with tactics and maneuvers
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
This is still a work in progress. I may change some stuff around.
Come to think of it, Carmen Sandiego and Ash Ketchum have a lot of common: They both wear red hats, they both have gloves, and they both play bridge on Thursdays.
By the way, since some of you have said my parodies don't make much sense unless you've heard the original:
http://www.rockapella.com/
There should be a pop-up window. Hit next song until you get to it.
Here are the original lyrics:
http://www.rockapella.com/LYRICS/carmen.txt
(Parody of “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” by Rockapella)
Well he trains around the world just tryin’ to be a master
He's a steady-fingered player from Johto down to Hoenn
He'll take you for a ride that just keeps getting’ faster
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
Givin’ grief to Gulpin owners, make gym leaders go cry 'Uncle,'
From the first down to the last they'll be changin’ their tune
Well, they never ever saw him win the big match in the jungle
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
He goes from Pallet to red rock, to Pewter to fight Brock,
Lavender to Littleroot Saffron and back!
Well, he'll fight to his last stand and get on task to take you down hard,
Then he'll send on out Charizard and go beat big bad birds
He put the on in Vaporeon and he’s holdin’ all the high cards
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can he be?
Rustburo for Roxanne, Mt. Moon through Viridian, Fortree to Mossdeep, Indigo, Pikachu!
Well he glides around the globe, and he'll show up all challengers
He's a double-dose of danger with a vice for victory
His vocabulary’s loaded up with tactics and maneuvers
Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?
This is still a work in progress. I may change some stuff around.
Come to think of it, Carmen Sandiego and Ash Ketchum have a lot of common: They both wear red hats, they both have gloves, and they both play bridge on Thursdays.
By the way, since some of you have said my parodies don't make much sense unless you've heard the original:
http://www.rockapella.com/
There should be a pop-up window. Hit next song until you get to it.
Here are the original lyrics:
http://www.rockapella.com/LYRICS/carmen.txt
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