Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

you know you like Pok'emon too much when...

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4: You try to catch wild birds by throwing tennis balls at them

5: Your lungs no longer process oxygen; only new-card smell.

6: There's a shrine to you in the Pokemon USA HQ lobby.

7: The Mewtwo you "birthed" from plasticene and Lego terrorizes your neighbours with it's Psychic Blast.
 
8. You make a topic like this.
9. You reply to a topic like this.
10. You write fics about it (click the link in my sig... read it... >:)
11. You go by a Pokémon name online.
 
15. You sleep with a pikachu.

EDIT: What's wrong with my post? Yes, I have a pikachu plushie and I sleep with it, is that wrong?
 
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18. You start mastering in a degree in Biology/Chemestry just to make your very own Pokemon
19. You start mastering in a degree in Engineering so you can make functionable Pokeballs
 
20. You watch Pokemon Heroes 867 times. [Yep, I have :)]
21. You have your own Pokemon website. [Yep, I do :)]
22. Everyone in high school calls you Pokemon Jon. [Yep, they do :)]
23. You cannot EVER stop thinking about Pokemon. [Yep, I don't :)]
24. You know all the Pokemon names in order. [Yep, I do :)]
25. Your teachers do not call on you because they know it will be Pokemon-related. [Yep, they don't :(]
26. You are a moderator of a major Pokemon forum, such as the PokeMasters or PokeGym. [Yep, I am]
27. You make Pokemon noises constantly, such as screaming out Treeko all the time. [Yep, I do.]
28. You know everything there is to know about the Pokemon Anime. [Yep, I think I know pretty much everything about the Anime.]
29. You know everything about the TCG, such as its history, etc. [Yep, I pretty much do.]
30. You know everything about the GB games. [Yep, I do]
31. You have Satoshi Tajiri's AIM address. [Still working on getting it...]
32. If Pokemon every stopped, so would your life. [The April Fools joke literally made me faint.]
33. For Speech and Debate, you do an Expository Speech on Pokemon and eventually went to qualifiers for California and then to California Speech and Debate Championships with your Pokemon Speech. [Yep, I did. :)]
 
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you bribe six flags' employees just so that you can have that huge snorlax plush doll! (no one saw me... no proof exists... and by the way, I DO sleep with a pikachu, so sue me!)
 
35. You fainted after seeing someone eat a holo blaziken (someone ate one at our City Championships)
36. You act like Gollum after getting your first Charizard from Base Set (my precious...)
37. You show up at any anime convention as Ash with someone dressed as Pikachu on a leash
38. Your parents start getting concerned
39. When puberty hits you, you think you're evolving
40. You use excess energy cards as ninja stars (that is SO me)
 
41 you rip up the new sofa if your mom takes pokemon away from you
42 you're swmpert2004
43 you have a handmade pokemon card pokemon poster with all the pokemon in the sets
 
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When your bedroom's and office's walls is covered in a variety of Pokemon Posters.
When your computer's desktop is a pokemon calendar.
You rely on a Jirachi for your magic 8 ball.
When you have 10,534 pokemon cards in your possesion.
When your office cabinets consist of tournament organizer files on Pokemon.
When more than half of your movies is pokemon movies.
When more than half of your wardrobe is Pokemon T-Shirts and hats
You have all 22 badges (including the Origins badge)
You can't escape one day without saying Pokemon
You visit http://www.pokemon.com, http://www.pokemon-tcg.com, http://op.pokemon-tcg.com, http://www.nintendo.com, http://www.pokeschool.com, http://www.fakecard.com, http://www.pokemonzeo.com, http://www.nintendo-e-reader.com http://www.pokemon-games.com and http://www.originsgames.com every single day
You made 1000 fakecards

and most importantly you dress like team magma (to view this image, right click and copy the shortcut. Then paste the url into your address bar. Directly clicking will not work)
 
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Eh hem mysterioustrainer! You forgot the most obvious one ----> thepokebeach.cjb.net :mad:

56. You force your fellow school members to watch Pokemon 3 for serf day (basically a day where your class periods are all about fun)
57. You have over 30,000 Pokemon cards.
58. You named your tadpoles Poliwag #1, Poliwag #2, and Poliwhirl.
59. You named the frog you dissected in Science yesterday Politoed, without your group members truly knowing that it is actually a Pokemon name.
60. The first thing you do when you enter Target is run to the little card center by the cash registers.
61. You go on an East Coast trip and trick your group members into going into the Pokemon Center when shopping in New York (then you trip on the way in and severly cut yourself)
62. You spent over $600 on Pokemon cards on E-bay for Christmas.
 
63: You recreate a topic that I believe was in the legendary topics section of the Wizards Pokegym...

Wasn't it? I don't remember anymore.
 
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