1999
Parody of “1985” by Bowling for Soup
With new lyrics by Steven “Yoshi” Reich ([email protected])
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo!
Couldn’t resist the call
Of “gotta catch ‘em all”
One hour a day
Couldn’t drag you away
Your list was down to four
Then they made hundreds more
Had to take a break, man
What happened to your plan?
You were gonna be a master
You were gonna go so far
You were gonna drive to class
In a yellow Pika-car
Your fellow devotees are nowhere to be seen
Look at your college life
And nothing, has been...
all right since
Ash Ketchum, his momma
Way before Carvahna
There was Mewtwo and Misty
And what happened to Togepi?
Your two friends, from high school
They tell you that you’re uncool
Cuz you’re still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Woo hoo hoo!
(1999)
Woo hoo hoo!
You saw all the evos
You knew every line
Marowak, Pidgeotto
Even for Arcanine
Had Alakazam
Not a big Gardevoir fan
Thought you'd make a stand
On the leader of Viridian
Where's the Lickitung, what’s a Shaymin?
And who's the other girl that's hanging with a penguin?
When did that (‘ol) Zubat become Crobat?
Whatever happened to Mankey, Fearow,
(still beats Yu-Gi-Oh-ah)
Goldeen, Dratini
Way before Happiny
There was Staryu and Ritchie
And Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee
M2M was so cool
Now you feel like you’re a fool
Cuz you’re still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Woo hoo hoo!
Don’t have time, make them stop
What’s up with that frog that keeps jabbing Brock?
And when did Gary become a nice guy?
Please make this…stop, stop,
Ash: Stop!
(tick tick tick)
and bring back
Dewgong, and Hypno
Way before Monferno
There was Raichu and Starmie
And could they bring back Butterfree?
Those two kids behind you
They tell you to get a clue
Cuz you’re still preoccupied
With 1999
Woo hoo hoo!
(There was) Horsea, and Scyther
Way before Seviper (1999)
There was Psyduck and Goldeen
And movies still on the big screen (1999) (Woohoo)
Those two kids ignore you
You guess you’ll have to make do (1999)
But you’re still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Parody of “1985” by Bowling for Soup
With new lyrics by Steven “Yoshi” Reich ([email protected])
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo!
Couldn’t resist the call
Of “gotta catch ‘em all”
One hour a day
Couldn’t drag you away
Your list was down to four
Then they made hundreds more
Had to take a break, man
What happened to your plan?
You were gonna be a master
You were gonna go so far
You were gonna drive to class
In a yellow Pika-car
Your fellow devotees are nowhere to be seen
Look at your college life
And nothing, has been...
all right since
Ash Ketchum, his momma
Way before Carvahna
There was Mewtwo and Misty
And what happened to Togepi?
Your two friends, from high school
They tell you that you’re uncool
Cuz you’re still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Woo hoo hoo!
(1999)
Woo hoo hoo!
You saw all the evos
You knew every line
Marowak, Pidgeotto
Even for Arcanine
Had Alakazam
Not a big Gardevoir fan
Thought you'd make a stand
On the leader of Viridian
Where's the Lickitung, what’s a Shaymin?
And who's the other girl that's hanging with a penguin?
When did that (‘ol) Zubat become Crobat?
Whatever happened to Mankey, Fearow,
(still beats Yu-Gi-Oh-ah)
Goldeen, Dratini
Way before Happiny
There was Staryu and Ritchie
And Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee
M2M was so cool
Now you feel like you’re a fool
Cuz you’re still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Woo hoo hoo!
Don’t have time, make them stop
What’s up with that frog that keeps jabbing Brock?
And when did Gary become a nice guy?
Please make this…stop, stop,
Ash: Stop!
(tick tick tick)
and bring back
Dewgong, and Hypno
Way before Monferno
There was Raichu and Starmie
And could they bring back Butterfree?
Those two kids behind you
They tell you to get a clue
Cuz you’re still preoccupied
With 1999
Woo hoo hoo!
(There was) Horsea, and Scyther
Way before Seviper (1999)
There was Psyduck and Goldeen
And movies still on the big screen (1999) (Woohoo)
Those two kids ignore you
You guess you’ll have to make do (1999)
But you’re still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999