So i go on this death car ride with some people from league, get to ga.
meet up with the hotties from FL, since we ARE all hot.
i play this stupid HORRIBLE deck me and agustin made called southamerica.dec.
Round 1 - random noob georgia player - banette.dec
He ascenions with shuppet so i'm like "great, banette ex." but it's banette pk. i win.
Round 2 - not worth remembering - somecrap.dec
uhhh i dont remember, but i definately won.
Round 3 - heidi craig - miranda.dec
i won.
Round 4 - Parthe something - Metanite
i outplayed him FTW.
Round 5 - jim malec - metanite
he DONKS ME with 2 heads on twister FTW.
Round 6 - something i forget
i win.
top 8 at 4th seed.
i play miranda.
round 1 - i have the game but misplay by playing skarmory on my bench.
game 2 - she topdecks holon ruins to break the battle frontier lock and plays umbreon ftw.
i convince my ride to take me, sabelhawt, and sabelcute to LA.
we go to mcdonalds and this little retarded kid runs in and yells "CHICKA-DEE-URRRRRRR-CHIC" so we laughed about it forever and it was written on like, 10-11 of my cards.
me and silvestro and everyone hang out for a while in LA which is cool. the tournament doesnt start until like 1:30 something BUT IT STILL FINISHED SOONER THAN ANY FLORIDA EVENT EVER.
round 1 - never got to see the deck.
i go first, hit for 10, he gets nothing, i hit for 20, he gets nothing, i win.
round 2 - cool guy - t-tar
ughhh i was so worried about this matchup. he gets amazingly set up with a t2 t-tar ex uf and wins.
round 3 - girl - t2 arcanine
ummm..... i just own her.
round 4 - hot girl named liz - flariados
i get out my super secret tech and just win.
round 5 - her male friend - flariados
read round 4.
round 6 - BRENT - t-tar ex uf
he gets the worst set up ever but i hadnt quite figured out how to beat him, and he won.
well i make cut at 7th seed and what do i play round 1??? T-TAR!!!
round 1 - cool guy again - t-tar
game 1 - i figure out how to win and i do.
game 2 - read game 1.
round 2- ALEX HILL! - Flygon!
game 1 - i own him!
game 2 - i scoop
game 3 - i own him!
ok so im in finals vs. bianchi
game 1 - i scoop
game 2 - he scoops
game 3 - i hit crucial er2 heads on lugia. time's called. he ko's my active ray ex to tie it. i play another one on the bench, do a bunch of unnecessary crap, and snipe his dragonite with 90 on it for the win.
so i win my first state in my first season as a player. i'm hot.
props-
burger king crown
GOD.
brown bandana
me and silvestro asking how much bellybutton piercings cost at claire's while trying on the latest handbags.
FLORIDA SWEEPING THE SOUTHEAST!!! NC, SC, GA, FL, MS, LA, GG!!!
the sabelhawts
southamerica.dec
OMAR.
TEAM R
meeting ryan vergel.... finally.
er2
SILVESTRO!
john for making the trip despite the pain. hope you feel better man!
LOUISIANA.
garret for the sst idea.
bobby for being unimaginably hot.
slops:
the ride
silvestros horrible luck
t-tar not letting me go 6-0 in swiss.
ILY FLORIDA!
ILY FLORIDA.
meet up with the hotties from FL, since we ARE all hot.
i play this stupid HORRIBLE deck me and agustin made called southamerica.dec.
Round 1 - random noob georgia player - banette.dec
He ascenions with shuppet so i'm like "great, banette ex." but it's banette pk. i win.
Round 2 - not worth remembering - somecrap.dec
uhhh i dont remember, but i definately won.
Round 3 - heidi craig - miranda.dec
i won.
Round 4 - Parthe something - Metanite
i outplayed him FTW.
Round 5 - jim malec - metanite
he DONKS ME with 2 heads on twister FTW.
Round 6 - something i forget
i win.
top 8 at 4th seed.
i play miranda.
round 1 - i have the game but misplay by playing skarmory on my bench.
game 2 - she topdecks holon ruins to break the battle frontier lock and plays umbreon ftw.
i convince my ride to take me, sabelhawt, and sabelcute to LA.
we go to mcdonalds and this little retarded kid runs in and yells "CHICKA-DEE-URRRRRRR-CHIC" so we laughed about it forever and it was written on like, 10-11 of my cards.
me and silvestro and everyone hang out for a while in LA which is cool. the tournament doesnt start until like 1:30 something BUT IT STILL FINISHED SOONER THAN ANY FLORIDA EVENT EVER.
round 1 - never got to see the deck.
i go first, hit for 10, he gets nothing, i hit for 20, he gets nothing, i win.
round 2 - cool guy - t-tar
ughhh i was so worried about this matchup. he gets amazingly set up with a t2 t-tar ex uf and wins.
round 3 - girl - t2 arcanine
ummm..... i just own her.
round 4 - hot girl named liz - flariados
i get out my super secret tech and just win.
round 5 - her male friend - flariados
read round 4.
round 6 - BRENT - t-tar ex uf
he gets the worst set up ever but i hadnt quite figured out how to beat him, and he won.
well i make cut at 7th seed and what do i play round 1??? T-TAR!!!
round 1 - cool guy again - t-tar
game 1 - i figure out how to win and i do.
game 2 - read game 1.
round 2- ALEX HILL! - Flygon!
game 1 - i own him!
game 2 - i scoop
game 3 - i own him!
ok so im in finals vs. bianchi
game 1 - i scoop
game 2 - he scoops
game 3 - i hit crucial er2 heads on lugia. time's called. he ko's my active ray ex to tie it. i play another one on the bench, do a bunch of unnecessary crap, and snipe his dragonite with 90 on it for the win.
so i win my first state in my first season as a player. i'm hot.
props-
burger king crown
GOD.
brown bandana
me and silvestro asking how much bellybutton piercings cost at claire's while trying on the latest handbags.
FLORIDA SWEEPING THE SOUTHEAST!!! NC, SC, GA, FL, MS, LA, GG!!!
the sabelhawts
southamerica.dec
OMAR.
TEAM R
meeting ryan vergel.... finally.
er2
SILVESTRO!
john for making the trip despite the pain. hope you feel better man!
LOUISIANA.
garret for the sst idea.
bobby for being unimaginably hot.
slops:
the ride
silvestros horrible luck
t-tar not letting me go 6-0 in swiss.
ILY FLORIDA!
ILY FLORIDA.
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