"The very invention of the flamethrower means that someone had to think 'Gee, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
"I only talk to myself because I only accept my own answers."
"If you can't beat someone, arrange for them to be beaten."
How many psycologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
1, but the bulb has to really want it!
How many therapists does it take to screw in a lightbuld ?
1, but it will take a long time, and be very expensive!
How many craftsmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
1, but it can't be done right now, and it's definately gonna be more expensive than first expected!
^^ How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.