(To the tune of Complicated)
Uh Huh
It's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is
Cause it's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is
Send out
Your Tyranitar
Lay down
Your trainers near and far
And if you just only had a clue
What they do
It’s like such a big fat mess
With Donphan and Forretress
And then there’s that darn two-on-two
What do you do
Incredibly
No consistency
You just call a judge
For every fudge
It all makes your head spin
You just want to win I see
Tell me
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no no
There’s that stupid Brock’s Ninetales
Shapeshift, it just never fails
Guess you’ll just have to ask that Yoshi
Where is he?
Play this
Special energy
conflicts
Immediately
You know
You're not beatin anyone
But have some fun
Incredibly
No consistency
You just call a judge
For every fudge
It all makes your head spin
You just want to win I see
Tell me
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no
Give up
It’s just a lost cause
Let them
Decipher all those laws
And if you could only know like me
You will see
Incredibly
No consistency
You just call a judge
For every fudge
It all makes your head spin
You just want to win I see
Tell me
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no no
Uh Huh
It's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is
Cause it's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is
Send out
Your Tyranitar
Lay down
Your trainers near and far
And if you just only had a clue
What they do
It’s like such a big fat mess
With Donphan and Forretress
And then there’s that darn two-on-two
What do you do
Incredibly
No consistency
You just call a judge
For every fudge
It all makes your head spin
You just want to win I see
Tell me
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no no
There’s that stupid Brock’s Ninetales
Shapeshift, it just never fails
Guess you’ll just have to ask that Yoshi
Where is he?
Play this
Special energy
conflicts
Immediately
You know
You're not beatin anyone
But have some fun
Incredibly
No consistency
You just call a judge
For every fudge
It all makes your head spin
You just want to win I see
Tell me
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no
Give up
It’s just a lost cause
Let them
Decipher all those laws
And if you could only know like me
You will see
Incredibly
No consistency
You just call a judge
For every fudge
It all makes your head spin
You just want to win I see
Tell me
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no
Why'd they have to go and make this so complicated?
Why do we need a compendium to get these rules communicated
It's like this you
You play and you say and you try to get by what may come
And it’s turnin into
That Ditto, and Sharpedo
You’re never gonna get that Pichu
No no no
