Granted, but your wish is just a huge run on sentence, and the wish genies don't know how we speak English enough to completely understand it (only get parts and pieces at the end), so they accidentally give you a lottery ticket that only wins you another free ticket. You get another one that says free ticket, and another one, on and on the same thing. On the 666th ticket, which issues no prize at all, your finger nails are filled with dirty stuff from the ticket and are very sore.The next morning you wake up with extreme pain in your fingers. You decide to do nothing for a few days until you finally go to the doctor, and unfortunately you leave empty handed.
I wish that I had taken a lot more time and care to make the link to the picture in my sig absolutely perfect.