Granted. then the most unthinkable thing happens! Your Infernape 4 comes out of the card, grabs you, then takes you into the world of Pokemon. Your memory is wiped and you join Team Galactic and before your planned pool party Ash and Co. show up and Pikachu uses Thunder on the pool and you all go blasting off.
granted, but the kid you beat is in the chinese mafia and he corners you in an alley after the match and...well, you can figure out the rest. Your brother inherits your winnings.
granted but then when you and your giant monster butterfly thing are on a wonderfull journy through the magical land of tellitubbies a tellitubby shoots your giant monster butterfly thing and it falls into the ocean and drowns. you die of greif