Ditto + Ditto + Unown E = ∞ ?

[Magic_Umbreon]

One player has a Ditto LA as their active pokémon, the other has a Ditto LA with an Unown E attached due to its Equip poké-power. How much HP does each Ditto have?

 

[PokePop]

The first player's Ditto has 60 HP and the second's has 60+10=70.
It is not recursive.