bullados said:
"Just because I can see Ghosts doesn't mean that I have to acknowledge their existance. If I don't believe they exist, then they don't" -- Ichigo's sister in Bleach
I probably misquoted that one, not looking at it right now...
Her name is Kurosaki Karin: the one and only Karakura Red! That is other than the other one and only Karakura Red: Hanakari Jinta.
Skit time!
[Enter Naruto popping up out of no where and laughing]
Naruto:
It's here, it's here, it's finally here!
We're on during the "Golden Time"!
Starting today, Naruto will be airing every Wednesday at 7:27 PM.
[Konohamaru appears in a puff of ninja smoke and tugs on Naruto's shirt to get his attention]
Konohamaru:
Leader...Leader...
[Naruto ignores and continues his speach]
Naruto:
Those who watch Naruto weekly and those who are watching this for the first time, enjoy the show.
All right, let's start the new opening song, "Haruka Kanata".
[Konohamaru gets irritated and yells to get Naruto's attention]
Konohamaru:
Listen to me, Leader!
[Naruto finally pays attention]
Naruto:
What do you want, Konohamaru? I was on a roll.
[Konohamaru motions Naruto closer to whisper]
It's still 7 PM right now.
[Naruto straightens up immediately and looks pale]
Naruto:
What?
Konohamaru [still whispering]:
We're 27 minutes early.
Prince of Tennis is supposed to be on right now.
[Naruto freaks]
Wha...Wha...What!? What should we do!? What should we do!?
I already gave an introduction!
Konohamaru [while Naruto is freaking]:
I'm not getting in trouble with you.
[Konohamaru vanishes ninja smoke style. Naruto stops panicing and gets irritated. Kakashi is seen peeking in through the background (a television set, which puts Kakashi on the TV) holding a copy of
Makeout Paradise]
Naruto:
I don't care anymore!
[Naruto perks up]
We're going to start Naruto.
[Naruto vanishes in ninja smoke style.]
Kakashi:
Hey, Sakura, Sasuke. Naruto began the show on his own. Are you two ready?
Sakura [for off screen]:
No, not yet. I'm not done with my packs yet.
Kakashi: Where's the tape for the show?
[Sasuke rolls on screen in a chair backwards, sitting calmly.]
Sasuke:
It's not here yet.
Kakashi: Fine, I'll just dance or something.
I mean, I'll go get the tape.
While I'm gone, you guys keep this show running.
[Sakura peeks on screen, hair up in what appear to be curlers or something, looking quite ticked.]
Sakura:
What!?
Kakashi:
I'm counting on you. This is a mission.
[Sasuke spins slowly towards the camera in his chair]
Sasuke: A mission, eh? Fine.
[Naruto pops back up in front of the screen]
Naruto:
All right, let's do it!
[Sakura yells at Naruto from the background]
Sakura:
Hey, Naruto! All this happened because you were hasty. what don't you act like you're sorry!
[Sakura smacks Naruto on top of his head with her fist from the background. Naruto staggers back up to his feet with a large bump on his head.]
Naruto:
Ouch...ouch....ouch
Kakashi: Go! Go!
[Begin Haruka Kanata, best Naruto OP ever.]
-First Naruto 1 hour special opening skit.
Bet you won't see than on CN. :/ Too bad too, because it was such a great opening skit.