Good old 1 sentence add-on

[Hot Mustid]

said "yo yo yo wassup my homies"

 

[Squirtle]

And then Died due to Gang-Violence....

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

which was then banned from all 51 states...

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and having his name Hide so people hid from him and the police thought he was threatening them so they...

 

[Hot Mustid]

did the hokey pokey

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and ate apples do to there...

 

[Squirtle]

And then they were all Drafted in teh army..

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

and that same magikarp came and ate all the apples...

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

but an apple fell on there heads so thwey...

 

[Squirtle]

Decided tyo catch the magikarp who was all the trouble and cook it for dinner..

 

[Hot Mustid]

"mmmmmm magicarp" said americans everywhere

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and canadians but then one came and...

 

[Hot Mustid]

said "whats all this commotion aboot, eh?"

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and kicked Sparce do to its...

 

[Eevee234]

so instead the Scizor had tea with the Sudowoodo making...

 

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

The Americans and Canadians who wanted to cook the Magikarp very confused

 

[Hot Mustid]

and so began the magicarp cookoff world championships!

 

[Prime]

....half way through the cook from asia realized he was cooking a feebas by mistake....

 

[Hot Mustid]

which evolved into milotic and revived all of the other cooked/dead magikarp

 

[Squirtle]

The he was Suddenly Harpooned by one of the cooks saying," That will make good dinner."