Oh don't get me started...
Do you know how many ways there are to cook Spam?
Spam is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, spam kebabs, spam creole, spam gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple spam and lemon spam, coconut spam, pepper spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam salad, spam and potatoes, spam burger, spam sandwich... That's, that's about it.