so basically, i haven't played since regionals '09. about a week ago i decided i would try to check out the cards ive missed and go to regionals. i called the sexiest pokemon player alive Bobby Malec (3 way tie between me, him and sabelhaus) and he told me i could borrow a deck and what was good and whatnot. i got on redshark for 3 days and tested bad decks like steelix.dec and scizor.dec but both lost to sp/dos/gengar..
anyways i get to the venue at around 9, meet up w/ bobby and say hi to all my friends i haven't seen in 2 years. i decided to play LuxChomp since it plays itself and takes no skill, much like all the other decks right now.
Round 1 - Pokedad - Doduo.dec
I start w/ Dragonite FB and he flips over a doduo... which can apparantly t1 me w/ 2 heads and a dce!!! you know the format is bad when you have to legitimately worry about getting t1'd by a DODUO. anyways, i get the regular sp set up and run through everything
1-0
Round 2 - Kid - Sableye.dec i guess...
he opens w/ sableye to my uxie and doesnt bench anything. he decides to impersonate JUDGE. i draw uxie, expert belt, dce, cyrus. i topdeck collector, grab bat and unown q, play the bat, attach the q to uxie, play my other uxie, get the luxray off the draw, retreat active, luxray, belt, gg. took absolutely no skill but i'll take it i guess.
2-0
Round 3 - Nick Harper - Gengar/Vileplume
i open w/ promocroak to his spiritomb i believe... could have won t1 but flipped tails. could have won t2 but flipped tails. basically i kept flipping tails w/ promocroak and couldnt draw into a way to retreat or anything and got destroyed.. i dont even remember much other than flips being abyssmal. nick is legit though, good game bro.
2-1
Round 4 - Dude - Hoppip Swarm?
dude opens w/ unown q and a hoppip on the bench? he then proceeds to tell me that i'm about to get steamrolled and he's going to poop on my deck, which i thought was rude! then he attaches expert belt to his 30 hp hoppip..... let's just say this was the easiest game of pokemon cards i've ever played (other than beating james flint's shiftry deck w/ banette at nats '07. so easy.)
3-1
Round 5 - Casey Messix - TTAR
this is my buddy from way back when we were little kids going to league and trading our new Neo set pokemon... anyways i get a god start and pretty much just run through him. he ended up making t16 though i think so congrats bro!!
4-1
So now i'm like cool, my first tourney in 2 years and it looks like im gonna make the cut! I sit down for round 6. me and my opponent get set up. i have t2 luxray x AND garchomp X ready to attack. GOD HAND. basically guaranteed 5-1. ALL OF A SUDDEN everyone gets repaired!! no big deal, it's not like im gonna get repaired vs anyone good....
Round 6 - Stephen Silvestro - Mewdos
out of 170 masters i get repaired vs legit comation!! i open w/ azelf and steve steamrolls me. i drew pretty dead but i honestly don't even know what cards do in this format and didn't deserve the win even if i did somehow donk him.
4-2
Round 7 - Jim Roll - YanmegaPrime/MagnezonePrime/MACHAMP SF
jim is my boy! uhh he gets up a machamp and takes 6 prizes. i don't play toxicroak g cuz i didn't think machamp was still legal lol.
4-3
Round 8 - Dave Hubbs - HubbsTar
worst draw ive ever had in my life. i hit 0/4 cyrus, 0/4 poketurn, and 0/4 energy gain... ANY of which would have made the game winnable. he ends up steamrolling through me.
4-4
Regardless of my sour grapes about the re-pairing incident that probably cost me top cut, I had an insane amount of fun seeing everyone and playing cards.
PROPS:
Bobby
30+3.dec
Heidi running an awesome event as usual
seeing everyone
being 4-1 at one point lol
trades
hoppip+expert belt
Kyle Sabelhaus even though he wasn't there
the Silvestros both in top 4
THIRTYplusTHREE.dec
Slops:
this format
uxie
sableye
SP
Machamp SF
"Fainting Spell"
the re-pairing incident
anyways i get to the venue at around 9, meet up w/ bobby and say hi to all my friends i haven't seen in 2 years. i decided to play LuxChomp since it plays itself and takes no skill, much like all the other decks right now.
Round 1 - Pokedad - Doduo.dec
I start w/ Dragonite FB and he flips over a doduo... which can apparantly t1 me w/ 2 heads and a dce!!! you know the format is bad when you have to legitimately worry about getting t1'd by a DODUO. anyways, i get the regular sp set up and run through everything
1-0
Round 2 - Kid - Sableye.dec i guess...
he opens w/ sableye to my uxie and doesnt bench anything. he decides to impersonate JUDGE. i draw uxie, expert belt, dce, cyrus. i topdeck collector, grab bat and unown q, play the bat, attach the q to uxie, play my other uxie, get the luxray off the draw, retreat active, luxray, belt, gg. took absolutely no skill but i'll take it i guess.
2-0
Round 3 - Nick Harper - Gengar/Vileplume
i open w/ promocroak to his spiritomb i believe... could have won t1 but flipped tails. could have won t2 but flipped tails. basically i kept flipping tails w/ promocroak and couldnt draw into a way to retreat or anything and got destroyed.. i dont even remember much other than flips being abyssmal. nick is legit though, good game bro.
2-1
Round 4 - Dude - Hoppip Swarm?
dude opens w/ unown q and a hoppip on the bench? he then proceeds to tell me that i'm about to get steamrolled and he's going to poop on my deck, which i thought was rude! then he attaches expert belt to his 30 hp hoppip..... let's just say this was the easiest game of pokemon cards i've ever played (other than beating james flint's shiftry deck w/ banette at nats '07. so easy.)
3-1
Round 5 - Casey Messix - TTAR
this is my buddy from way back when we were little kids going to league and trading our new Neo set pokemon... anyways i get a god start and pretty much just run through him. he ended up making t16 though i think so congrats bro!!
4-1
So now i'm like cool, my first tourney in 2 years and it looks like im gonna make the cut! I sit down for round 6. me and my opponent get set up. i have t2 luxray x AND garchomp X ready to attack. GOD HAND. basically guaranteed 5-1. ALL OF A SUDDEN everyone gets repaired!! no big deal, it's not like im gonna get repaired vs anyone good....
Round 6 - Stephen Silvestro - Mewdos
out of 170 masters i get repaired vs legit comation!! i open w/ azelf and steve steamrolls me. i drew pretty dead but i honestly don't even know what cards do in this format and didn't deserve the win even if i did somehow donk him.
4-2
Round 7 - Jim Roll - YanmegaPrime/MagnezonePrime/MACHAMP SF
jim is my boy! uhh he gets up a machamp and takes 6 prizes. i don't play toxicroak g cuz i didn't think machamp was still legal lol.
4-3
Round 8 - Dave Hubbs - HubbsTar
worst draw ive ever had in my life. i hit 0/4 cyrus, 0/4 poketurn, and 0/4 energy gain... ANY of which would have made the game winnable. he ends up steamrolling through me.
4-4
Regardless of my sour grapes about the re-pairing incident that probably cost me top cut, I had an insane amount of fun seeing everyone and playing cards.
PROPS:
Bobby
30+3.dec
Heidi running an awesome event as usual
seeing everyone
being 4-1 at one point lol
trades
hoppip+expert belt
Kyle Sabelhaus even though he wasn't there
the Silvestros both in top 4
THIRTYplusTHREE.dec
Slops:
this format
uxie
sableye
SP
Machamp SF
"Fainting Spell"
the re-pairing incident
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