If Manatees are called seacows....

[cvmerchanary]

Then why aren't cows called land manatee?

 

[Mama_Luigi]

It's a government conspiracy.

 

[Barkjon]

It's a government conspiracy.

Area 51. That kind of stuff is what controls it.

By the way, the moon landing was faked, and Elvis, Michael Jackson, Nessie, and Bigfoot are up chilling in Canada.

 

[Thunder]

Yay, circular logic.

 

[Mama_Luigi]

By the way, the moon landing was faked, and Elvis, Michael Jackson, Nessie, and Bigfoot are up chilling in Canada.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

 

[ninetales1234]

Then why aren't cows called land manatee?

I'm sure they do, if you're like, in SpongeBob SquarePants world or something.

 

[Porii Sames]

By the way, the moon landing was faked, and Elvis, Michael Jackson, Nessie, and Bigfoot are up chilling in Canada.

Don't forget Tupac.

 

[PokePop]

Stick to the subject.
Like, why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[sdrawkcab]

Stick to the subject.
Like, why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

I've never heard a road, highway, freeway or skyway refered to as a parkway.

edit:

unless its a traffic jam, in which case you're not really driving are you?

 

[PokePop]

I've never heard a road, highway, freeway or skyway refered to as a parkway.

edit:

unless its a traffic jam, in which case you're not really driving are you?

Always best to check Wikipedia if you've never heard of something before saying it doesn't exist:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway

 

[sdrawkcab]

Always best to check Wikipedia if you've never heard of something before saying it doesn't exist:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway

Woah! Where did I say it doesn't exist? I simply said I've never heard a road refered to as a parkway before ;p.

Here's a bunch of food related ....what do we call these?...paradimes?

-There is no egg in eggplant
-No ham in hamburgers
-Neither apple or pine in pineapple.
-No dog in hotdog (hopfully)
-English muffins were not invented in England
-Nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

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I've also wondered why is it that writers write, but fingers, grocers, and hammers don't fing, groce or ham. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, two meese? Is cheese the plural of choose? One mouse, 2 mice. One louse, 2 lice. One house, 2 hice? If teachers taught, why havn't preachers praught?

 

[SuperWooper]

So what's everybody playing for Worlds?

 

[Thunder]

Why is it called Rush Hour if everyone's going slower?

 

[cvmerchanary]

How come we can be in a jam but not in jelly?

 

[Regis_Neo]

Actually (and granted this may have changed in the last 30 years since my Dad was there), but hamburgers in England used to literally give you ham. You had to ask for like a beef burger for what we call a hamburger...and of course, avoid anything like horse meat burgers...

 

[Benzo]

If a playing card is a reprint, why are there changes to the reprint?

 

[PokeMedic]

If a tree falls down in the forest, and there's no one around to hear it, and it hits a Mime, does anyone care?

 

[Rew]

If a tree falls down on a woman, what was the tree doing in the kitchen?

I don't know why, but that one always kills me. But, I have nothing against women, it is just a joke.

 

[pokesam128]

if this is a childrens card game how come there are way more masters:lol:

 

[Black Mamba]

Why is it called Rush Hour if everyone's going slower?

...because everybody is in a rush...? makes perfect sense to me

step up your game kids