Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

if pokemon were real.............

e-mail? I think that's possible...?


Actuallly, screw Ditto. You'd need to see it to transform into it.

Who's gonna have time to see a real live Skarmory?
 
o guys id hav arcuse cus it sick and its the king of al pokemon. and id hav dialga to to use roar of tiem

I'm just kidding! (I think)
Anyway, I'd have a porygon-Z because it's kick-as looking and one of my fav Pokemon so... yeah.
And for those who pick Ditto, you'd need something to copy. Ditto can transform into anything it sees.
And besides, if it does Transform... it wouldn't be the same as that Pokemon. Like it APPEARS as it but doesn't have the soul of it. So I say to Ditto "NO U".
 
If Pokemon were real then Pikachu and Shinx would make great AED alternatives.
Team Rocket's Meowth would be in the mafia or do some strange job in New York City.
Gibble would damage countless sewer and water lines.
There would be less need for big commercial airliners if people could just fly on flying Pokemon.
A fire Pokemon could reduce heating bills exponentially, but raise the number of 911 calls for fires and burns just as much.
 
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