Imakuni VS Nanashii 2

[Nanashii]

Was browsing old topics then I came across this old topic of mine and thought it would be fun to make new cards
http://pokegym.net/forums/showthread.php?t=41642
This set basically stems from my love of Imakuni? cards and magic the Gathering's Unglued/Unhinged.

Set Description:
Prepare for the ultimate show down between bitter rivals! Imakuni? VS Nanashii! Who will win? The ultimate silly nanny or the ultimate cheaty face? PICK A SIDE, THEN SWITCH TO THE OTHER! It's time for war. Who will survive? Possibly Youngster Joey.

Pokemon:

Imakuni's Tepig
Basic
:fire:
HP: 50
Attacks:
:fire: Flat Snout (x10) this attack does 10 damage for each minute your nose remains bloody
:colorless::colorless: Tackle (30) Jump at your opponent and take him down. Why would you do that?
Weakness: :water:
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:

Nanashii's Snivy
Basic
:grass:
HP: 50
:grass: Ohu: Give your opponent an Ohu face, draw a card while they're distracted.
:grass::colorless: Dodge: You can only use this attack if your opponent's active Pokemon is "Imakuni's Tepig", Why did he steal Imakuni's Tepig?
Weakness: :fire:
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:

Imakuni's Emboar
Stage 2, Evolves from Imakuni's Tepig
:fire:
HP: 100
Ability: Shame
Shame on you for cheating, you know Emboar evolves from Pignite, and not Tepig. you cannot use any of Imakumi's Emboar's attacks.
:colorless: Nya-Nya: (250) This attack is not affect by Resitance, Trainers, Supporters or other Powers.
Weakness:
Resistance: :fire::grass::water::fighting::lightning:sychic::colorless::dark::metal: -100
Retreat:

Nanashii's Servine
Stage 1, Evolves from Nanashii's Snivy
:grass:
HP: 80
:grass: Grass Whistle. The Defending pokemon is asleep, whistling with a leaf is hard.
:grass::grass: Sneaky Evo: Point in the direction of behind your opponent, take "Nanashii's Serprior" from your deck nd place it on top of "Nanashii's Servine"
Weakness: :fire:
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:

Nanashii's Serperior
Stage 2, Evolves from Nanashii's Servine
:grass:
HP: 100
:colorless: Hand Shake: Put your arms in your shirt and try to shake your opponent's hand, hard huh?
:grass::grass: Tail Slap (90) Insert Funny ability
Weakness: :fire:
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:

Charizard (w/ Imakumi art)
Stage 2, Evolves from Charmeleon
1st Edition
:fire:
HP: 120
Pokemon Power Energy Burn: As often as your like during your turn (before you attack) you may turn all Energy attached to Charizard into (F) energy for the rest of the turn. This Power can't be used if Charizard is Asleep, Confused or Paralyzed.
:fire::fire::fire::fire: Fire Spin (100) Discard 2 Energy cards attached to Charizard in order to use this attack.
Weakness: :water:
Resistance: :fighting:-30
Retreat: :colorless::colorless::colorless:

Wild Zoura
Basic
:dark:
HP: 50
Ability: This Pokemon cannot be put into play, keep it outside the game, the winner of this game keeps this card, or do they?
(-) Transform: Select one person in the room, Zoura is now that person for the remainder of that person's life

Nanashii's? MissingNo
Basic 2 Pokemon, Evolves from ???
HP: 9'X
:colorless:
Ability: #J#!)#!DO:grass::grass:4f242fPL#MFL:#M93};]#E@#E@edd*(@#J*#JDI#J9#MDKJD#IJK$@F@$032i3:water:$*FJ@$IN@$24iF$@KLR@$NKLF@$NFLJK@:dark::colorless:$NFLNF@$8fo024nlfn24l2f@L. This Ability can't be used if Nanashii's? Missingo is Confused.
:colorless: Glitch: Each player exchanges their decks for 999 random cards. Knock MissingNo out.
Weakness: :colorless:
Resistance: :colorless:
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:

Kangaskhan
Stage 1 Pokemon, Evolves from Nanashii's? MissingNo
HP: 20
:colorless:
Ability Travesty: This is an abomination of Kangaskhan.
:water::water: Water Gun (10)
:colorless::colorless: Sky Attack (20)
:colorless::colorless: Sky Attack (20)
Weakness: :fighting:
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:

Imakuni's? Reshiram
Basic
:fire:
HP: 100
:fire: Arson: If your opponent has a "Nanashii's Zekrom" in play, burn it.
:fire::fire::fire::fire: Thunder (120) Wait what?
Weakness: :water:
Resistance: :lightning:-30
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:

Nanashii's Zekrom
Basic
:lightning:
HP: 100
:lightning: Fork: Put your opponent's finger into an electric socket. Did it work?
:lightning::lightning::lightning::lightning: Thunder (120) If your opponent's active Pokemon is "Imakuni's Reshiram" this attack does +40. Cause that just don't fly. Stupid resiatnces.
Weakness: :fighting:
Resistance: :metal:-30
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:

Raikou delta species
Basic
:fire::metal:
HP 90
Ability Cancel: As long as Raikou is your active Pokemon. Treat Raikou an an Electric Pokemon. Because delta species are too complicated.
:lightning::lightning: Volt Tackle (90) Raikou Delta does 90 damage to itself unless you run into a wall and leave a crack. Your in trouble now
Weakness :fighting:
Resistance :metal:
Retreat :colorless:

Trainer/Supporters/Stadiums

The Unholy Battlefield of Death
Stadium
A starring contest unfolds during each turn at leqast once when one player's activate Pokemon has "Imakuni?" in it's name, and another player's Pokemon has "Nanashii" in it's name. Oh the horror of this battle.

Nanashii's Scheme
Supporter
Offer your opponent a handshake. If they decline, pick up a prize. If they accept, pick up a prize card and laugh at your opponent. What a cheater.

Imakuni? Prime
Supporter
Your active Pokemon is now a Prime, because Primes are totally better then EX's

Nanashii LEGEND (Bottom)
Supporter
Play Nana... WAIT WHERE'S HIS HEAD?

Imakuni?'s Costume
Supporter
If your opponent is wearing less clothes then you are, offer them this.

Hacked Pokeball
Tool
Flip a coin if Heads, Search your deck for a basic pokemon, if tails, search your deck for a basic pokemon

Imposter-Imposter Professor Oak
Supporter
Discard your hand and draw 7 cards. Your opponent then discards their hand and then draws 7 cards. Switch hands.

Sketchy Berry
Tool
Heal 10 damage from your active Pokemon. Your active Pokemon is now Poisoned and Paralyzed. What are the side effects?

Poke'Gun
Tool
Censored to look like a finger point. Play nice kids!

Energies

Questionable Energy
Some kind of Energy
Attach to only a Pokemon with Imakuni? in it's name. How much energy does it give?

Max Energy
Special Energy
Attach only to a Pokemon with Nanashii in it's name. Provides 10 energy of your choice. If the Pokemon this energy is attached to attacks, your opponent kicks you in the shin.

Basic Energy
Lightning Energy; Provides 1 :fire: Energy

Basic Energy
Fire Energy: Provides 1 :lightning: Energy

Steroid Energy
Special Energy
The attacks of the attached Pokemon do +50 damage. it's HP become 10.

Every Energy
Very Special Energy
Provides 1 of every type of energy. Or does it?

 

[Scipio]

See folks, THIS is how joke cards are done.

 

[Nanashii]

threw up some new cards

 

[psychup2034]

I was trying not to crack a grin while reading this. Couldn't help laughing when I got to Imakuni's Reshiram's Thunder. Good job!

 

[LunarWolf21]

These are some awesome joke cards. Great job!

 

[Jahikoi]

I would totally lost zone Imakuni's emboar.