Its more powerful than god
its more evil then the devil
poor people have it
rich people want it
What is it?
Nothing
What row of numbers comes next?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?
He's lying, not everything he says is a lie, so he's lying about that
What weighs nothing, can be seen with the human eye, but if you put it in something it will make it weigh less?
A hole
What has an ear but cannot hear, has a colonel but no army?
Corn
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
They are all boys
A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?
The help only carried two sacks, not two sacks of grain. The farmer's load is heavier
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man wrote "Your exact weight", just like he said he could.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Second Place
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee.
Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Coffee? ("E" appears twice in her name, as it does in the other coffee drinkers, but that may be coincidence...)
I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?
Soul
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
How do you keep a moran in suspence?
Assuming you learn to spell it right, I'll tell you tomorrow.
It is brown, has a head, a tale and a date ... what is it?
A penny
What holds water, but is full of holes?
A sponge
The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?
Dirty little trick here, but it's C and Y
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not a single time in a hundred years?
The letter "M"
A box without hinges, key, or lid; Yet golden treaseure inside is hid ... What is it?
LOTR FTW! An Egg
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
FOUR is HALF of FIVE.
Is this statement True or False?
True. ( IV is half of FIVE)
How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line:
5+5+5=550
Draw a diagonal line on the first "+" to make it "4" 545+5=550
I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?
Imagination
It has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, always running never walks,
What is it?
A river
I need a crowd, without it i am nothing. What am I?
A conversation?
Forward I am heavy. Backward I am not.
A ton
There is 1 in every corner but only 2 in every room?
The letter "O"
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
She's a Photographer (I heard that one before, as with a lot of these)
What do these 3 have in common?
Superman
Moses
The Cabbage Patch Kids
They were all adopted
I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
The King of Spades (Card)
You peel the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside,
and throw away the inside?
Corn
I can wear a mountain, take peoples lives, keep on going and never die??
Time
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal
What is black and white but red all over
Too many answeres
What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
An Umbrella
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside
ENJOY!