Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Most pointless Pokemon ever

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OllieK

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hey, in this thread, make up a Pokemon card, that is pointless, just for fun

e.g.

Ditto 50Hp

Pokebody:

Ditto isn't affected by any PokePowers or Pokebodies

Pokebody:

While this Pokemon is on your bench, your bench size increases to 6 Pokemon

W( _ )
R ( _ )
R (**)
 
Isn't that pointless though because that takes a bench space?
EDIT: People that don't read titles don't read titles.
 
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The problem with this is that there is a use for ANY Pokemon...

except perhaps for...

BIDOOF

:pbody:
You may have as many of this card in your deck as you like as long as there are 60 other cards in your deck. (This means you can have more than 60 cards in your deck.)

:ppowr:
If you draw this card, remove it from the game, then draw a card. If you draw this card from one of your Prize Cards, remove it from the game, then draw a card.
 
Kayle said:
The problem with this is that there is a use for ANY Pokemon...

except perhaps for...

BIDOOF

:pbody:
You may have as many of this card in your deck as you like as long as there are 60 other cards in your deck. (This means you can have more than 60 cards in your deck.)

:ppowr:
If you draw this card, remove it from the game, then draw a card. If you draw this card from one of your Prize Cards, remove it from the game, then draw a card.
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Ruins consistency but at least there is a better chance your Lux x isn't prized! Lol

Electrode
Power: electrode is knocked out your opponent takes a prize.
No attacks
 
Can't catch them all!

Trainer card:
Can't catch them all!
Effect:
When you play this card, you may resign from the current game you are playing (unless you are about to win)
 
The_Legend said:
Ruins consistency but at least there is a better chance your Lux x isn't prized! Lol
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Actually, doesn't ruin your consistency at all, since every time you draw it you'll just put it away and draw something else as though you had never drawn it
 
Soooooooo for now I'm going to let this continue. But for goodness sake, if you're going to make a card, please at least format the text correctly. There's stickies about how to do so in the thread listing. So like,

Magikarp
Bounce: This attack does nothing
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is not going to be tolerated. At least make it a proper card with HP, W/R/RC, and all that good stuff.

I'm all for a good laugh at intentionally dumb cards, but at least make them look like cards, ok? :thumb:
 
Chatot G 40Hp [C]

Pokepower: Stupid Spy

When you play this card from your hand to the bench, you may look at the top five cards of your deck, and re-arrange them in any way you like. Shuffle your deck afterwards

[C][C] Bird Attack 10x

Flip 10 coins, this attack does 10 damage times the number heads. If any are tails, this attack does nothing. If all of the flips are heads, call a judge over and report yourself for cheating coin flips.

[W] e x2
[R] -
[R] 1
 
OllieK said:
hey, in this thread, make up a Pokemon card, that is pointless, just for fun

e.g.

Ditto 50Hp

Pokebody:

Ditto isn't affected by any PokePowers or Pokebodies

Pokebody:

While this Pokemon is on your bench, your bench size increases to 6 Pokemon

W( _ )
R ( _ )
R (**)
Click to expand...

This card would be useful for Sneasel (NG), Sneasel EX. and Sneasel (UD or TR cant remember)... makes beat up stronger
 
Hmmm...good point. How about a rewording of the PokeBody..

Pokebody:

Ditto isn't affected by any PokePowers or Pokebodies, and all damage done to opponent by your active Pokemon is reduced by 10 while Ditto is on your bench.

lolololololol now he's pointless
 
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