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[Hot Mustid]

which sounds a lot like nickelodeon gack

 

[|PoKeY|]

but tastes like hot mustard

 

[Hot Mustid]

but smells like an old fish

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

with mutated horse relish stench-like properties

 

[Hot Mustid]

then my can of seltzer spoke to me, "drink me you sexy beast" it said with a twinkle in its eye

 

[|PoKeY|]

and u were intoxicated and mistook the can for the olsen twins and began to.....

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

howl like a sheep

 

[Hot Mustid]

and make out with the accursed can of seltzer while it planned to eat my grinder, my tastelicious (yes, tastelicious) meatball grinder that I had painstakenly bought from steves pizza for $8, yet the can of seltzer did not realize that I knew this, and I just wanted to make out with it...

 

[GardevoirGuardian]

so it released a bunch of crazy purple knock-out gas, making me fall over, almost paralyzed... until the rabid pokemon began to...

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

say random things like "shibby shibby waa *pop* chim dadachim-chim charoo hiya ruff" and

 

[Hot Mustid]

but then me and the can of seltzer got into a beat-box competition to determine who woul win the grinder, but in the end I just shot the can of seltzer in the head... and drank it... with my grinder

 

[|PoKeY|]

but then a vision came to nicks mind and Someone said- Nick, violence isnt the answer

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

along with nick nick nick na-nick nick nick nickawhateon

 

[Hot Mustid]

but violence was the answer, shot i shot the can of seltzer 5 more times and drank the rest of it

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

but then it turned out that the seltzer was changed into pepsi by little nicky

 

[Hot Mustid]

but pepsi is teh suck so i threw the can at little nicky and killed him 5 times before he hit the ground

 

[Swmpert 2004]

and then the magic fairy person thing granted nicky a wish..........

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

to become a jigglypuff that cant sing, but can do the hokey-pokey so...

 

[SailorClef]

he went on american idol

 

[Hot Mustid]

but i blew up the american idol studio with a brick of c4 the size of a sportscar, hidden under the stage, and everyone lived happily ever after, awwwwwwwwwww