Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Riddles

I have a few.

A Mute enters a convientent store and wants a toothbrush, so he motions like he is brushing his teeth. If a blind man enters the same store and wants a pair of sunglasses what does he do?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

1. He would just ask for it.

2. Once. After you subtract 5 form 25, you would have to subtract it from 20 next and going by the rule you gave you cant do that.

shinygyaradose, First answer is wrong. The second one you just have to figure it out by your self.

I have another one.

Pall and Merry are dead in a pool of water and glass underneath the windowsill.
 
A Mute enters a convientent store and wants a toothbrush, so he motions like he is brushing his teeth. If a blind man enters the same store and wants a pair of sunglasses what does he do?
He just says he wants them. He's blind, not a mute.
^ It's Paul, not Pall.
 
Oh well. I tried
Your new one is:
Pall and Merry are both goldfish who "drowned" when their fishbowl broke and thats how the water got on the floor. :thumb:
 
Its not a riddle but

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
 
I have a few.

A Mute enters a convientent store and wants a toothbrush, so he motions like he is brushing his teeth. If a blind man enters the same store and wants a pair of sunglasses what does he do?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

He says it. He is blind but can still talk
 
I have a few.

A Mute enters a convientent store and wants a toothbrush, so he motions like he is brushing his teeth. If a blind man enters the same store and wants a pair of sunglasses what does he do?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

He asks the clerk for sunglasses.

Once, because after you subtract five it's 20.

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What month of the year do people eat the least?
I think it's Feburary?
 
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Here is ne I heard from one of my friends, aong with a few others:

What's greater than God, less than the devil, Rich people can't buy it, and poor people can?

Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days?

.......can't remember anymore. I'll post again later.
 
Here is ne I heard from one of my friends, aong with a few others:

What's greater than God, less than the devil, Rich people can't buy it, and poor people can?
Not exactly how I heard it, but the answer is "nothing".

Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days?
They all do, most just have more than 28.

Here's one that younger people probably get quicker than older people:

A man and his biological son are in a horrific car accident. They get rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. As the boy starts to get wheeled into the operating room, the doctor takes one look at the boy and says: "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son!"

How is this possible?
 
Originally Posted by David's Confused Pokedad
Whats Red and Green and goes a hundred miles an hour?

Is it a frog in a blender?

Here's mine:
A Cowboy rides in to town on friday 2 days later he rides out of town on friday....

how is that possible?
 
His horse is called friday :p

Where in the world can you walk for a mile south, then for a mile west, then for a mile north and end up back where you started?
 
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