Red Haired Shanks - I know what Gyarados does. I've played it before, and I like it, BUT, how does it help Empoleon? It doesn't help spread, it's not a staple like Claydol, and it isn't your ideal Starter. And, like Sar86 said, it get pwned by Dual Splash.
Pokmeman - Yeah, Absol EX is good. BUT, I don't know. A simple Dual Splash followed up by Hydro Impact = 2 Prizes. And it's even worst against Magmortar Lv.X. Flame Bluster = 2 Prizes. That's tough. I'm currently using it in EmpoZong Tech (along with the worst tech anyone's ever though of in Empoleon, Kyogre EX CG), and it's okay. I've put it to good use. I can probally add that, but any idea what to take out for it, Holon's Castform, and a 1-0-1 tech of Infernape MD OR a 1-1 Mismagius tech?