desert eagle
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I sit in my recliner staring at my big TV,
Watching awful Lifetime movies that my wife wants to see,
While the only games to pick from are basketball and golf,
I think I might be happier if she'd just turn it off,
Cause it's not time for March Madness although it's coming soon,
And the NBA playoffs don't get interesting til June,
I'm glad to read the headlines that Tiger's doing well,
But nothing can compare to my beloved NFL,
Sunday's not the same without another football game,
It seems the season ended a lot quicker than it came,
If it were just a little warmer I'd gladly cut the grass,
And grant my wife's wishes that I get up off my ***,
I wouldn't dare leave my chair if my favorite team were playing,
I'd be sitting here loud and clear ignoring what she's saying
But there's no scores to report and no referees to blame,
So I'll clean out the garage since Sunday's not the same,
The New York Giants celebrate their memories with a laugh,
But there's 31 losers looking forward to the draft,
Where there's hope for the hopeless cause when a season ends,
It means there's 7 months until another one begins,
I never thought I'd miss Troy Aikman and Phil Simms,
But the sound of their voices would be like the sweetest hymns,
From the minute they signed off acknowledging the champ,
I'll be counting down the minutes til they open training camp,
Sunday's not the same without another football game,
It seems the season ended a lot quicker than it came,
If it were just a little warmer I'd gladly cut the grass,
And grant my wife's wishes that I get up off my ***,
I wouldn't dare leave my chair if my favorite team were playing,
I'd be sitting here loud and clear ignoring what she's saying
But there's no scores to report and no referees to blame,
So I'll clean out the garage since Sunday's not the same,
Until next season starts - Sunday's not the same ...
UGH they should extend the season to like 20 games, give teams an extra bye week, and make the playoffs 2/3 (okay that would maybe be tooo crazy) so there wouldn't be a SEVEN month gap between seasons. =/ Aikman and Simms aren't that bad lol, what's sad is I'll probably miss DIERDORF AND CROSS by May (ugh i hate them so much)
Football's the only sport with an interesting regular season
I sit in my recliner staring at my big TV,
Watching awful Lifetime movies that my wife wants to see,
While the only games to pick from are basketball and golf,
I think I might be happier if she'd just turn it off,
Cause it's not time for March Madness although it's coming soon,
And the NBA playoffs don't get interesting til June,
I'm glad to read the headlines that Tiger's doing well,
But nothing can compare to my beloved NFL,
Sunday's not the same without another football game,
It seems the season ended a lot quicker than it came,
If it were just a little warmer I'd gladly cut the grass,
And grant my wife's wishes that I get up off my ***,
I wouldn't dare leave my chair if my favorite team were playing,
I'd be sitting here loud and clear ignoring what she's saying
But there's no scores to report and no referees to blame,
So I'll clean out the garage since Sunday's not the same,
The New York Giants celebrate their memories with a laugh,
But there's 31 losers looking forward to the draft,
Where there's hope for the hopeless cause when a season ends,
It means there's 7 months until another one begins,
I never thought I'd miss Troy Aikman and Phil Simms,
But the sound of their voices would be like the sweetest hymns,
From the minute they signed off acknowledging the champ,
I'll be counting down the minutes til they open training camp,
Sunday's not the same without another football game,
It seems the season ended a lot quicker than it came,
If it were just a little warmer I'd gladly cut the grass,
And grant my wife's wishes that I get up off my ***,
I wouldn't dare leave my chair if my favorite team were playing,
I'd be sitting here loud and clear ignoring what she's saying
But there's no scores to report and no referees to blame,
So I'll clean out the garage since Sunday's not the same,
Until next season starts - Sunday's not the same ...
UGH they should extend the season to like 20 games, give teams an extra bye week, and make the playoffs 2/3 (okay that would maybe be tooo crazy) so there wouldn't be a SEVEN month gap between seasons. =/ Aikman and Simms aren't that bad lol, what's sad is I'll probably miss DIERDORF AND CROSS by May (ugh i hate them so much)
Football's the only sport with an interesting regular season