SadCinccino
New Member
First off this song means no offence to anyone mentioned in it. Congrats to David Cohen and Ross Cowthorn for their success this year at worlds.
How this works: Open up the link below and listen to the song and sing the lyrics below in your head or to yourself. The groups of worlds go with the lyrics to the song on the slides. Hope you enjoy and have a laugh or two. LMK what song I should do next. Thanks
Here is the link to the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq8N0jdffo8
Here we go:
Wait! Wait!
Teach me how to retreat (wait!)
They be like wait (what!)
Can you teach me how to retreat?
You know why?
Cause all my switches hate me (what!)
All i need is to top deck this swith
and for you, you, and you to give me some space!
Put my hand on my deck and close my eyes
When i didnt pull that switch it was no suprise
Aeint nobody wantin to play best 2 of 3
I run Donphan and hit that T2 EQ! (OK!)
Im not David but I can win the BR's
I show my cards off to everybody at my league
Pull out the Yanmegas and everybody wants to trade me
There not even for trade, get off me!
I love my Cleffas but Yanmega kills me
Tyrouges be startin against me, think they trying to donk me
I make the room shine bright when I hit that switch
This dude was 2-0 so I had to ruin it!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Volbeat!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Volbeat!
His name is Ross!
For the dudes that don't know him
I know he played Blissey but he can teach you how to retreat!
He got that turn one Tropical Beach!
Only person running a rogue, this isnt cities!
I hear a dude screaming like "wow suicune entei"
So he's in sudden death and he takes it real slow
They like "how he do that?" he can beat he with a red face paint
And when he lost in sudden death everybody's like "NOOOOOO"
Im DONE! David got the turn two Zone
Turn two Zone got the Lost Burn for game
It was a good game to bad it couldent last!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Deerling!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Deerling!
9 in the mourning I don't really like to wake up
Im just trying to get my League Promo before I go home
(Wow) I got Deerling and my switches hatin but im about to just drop and head home (Poopy)
I got a lone Cleffa so ima get donked
But I run it cause its got free retreat
He's like I hate to do this but, He turns the Tyrogue and he wins the game!
But I don't really care, just drop, keep my invite
Leave the table cause the judge thinks its funny
They gonna make me change my sleeves in the middle of the match
And when I asked for a reason the judge looked at me funny
Wow! You cant tell me nothin?
Just got these sleeves for Yanmega plus something
I just hit when everythings setup and I hate Yanmega cause my babies keep dieing (aww!)
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Snivy!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Snivy!
How this works: Open up the link below and listen to the song and sing the lyrics below in your head or to yourself. The groups of worlds go with the lyrics to the song on the slides. Hope you enjoy and have a laugh or two. LMK what song I should do next. Thanks
Here is the link to the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq8N0jdffo8
Here we go:
Wait! Wait!
Teach me how to retreat (wait!)
They be like wait (what!)
Can you teach me how to retreat?
You know why?
Cause all my switches hate me (what!)
All i need is to top deck this swith
and for you, you, and you to give me some space!
Put my hand on my deck and close my eyes
When i didnt pull that switch it was no suprise
Aeint nobody wantin to play best 2 of 3
I run Donphan and hit that T2 EQ! (OK!)
Im not David but I can win the BR's
I show my cards off to everybody at my league
Pull out the Yanmegas and everybody wants to trade me
There not even for trade, get off me!
I love my Cleffas but Yanmega kills me
Tyrouges be startin against me, think they trying to donk me
I make the room shine bright when I hit that switch
This dude was 2-0 so I had to ruin it!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Volbeat!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Volbeat!
His name is Ross!
For the dudes that don't know him
I know he played Blissey but he can teach you how to retreat!
He got that turn one Tropical Beach!
Only person running a rogue, this isnt cities!
I hear a dude screaming like "wow suicune entei"
So he's in sudden death and he takes it real slow
They like "how he do that?" he can beat he with a red face paint
And when he lost in sudden death everybody's like "NOOOOOO"
Im DONE! David got the turn two Zone
Turn two Zone got the Lost Burn for game
It was a good game to bad it couldent last!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Deerling!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Deerling!
9 in the mourning I don't really like to wake up
Im just trying to get my League Promo before I go home
(Wow) I got Deerling and my switches hatin but im about to just drop and head home (Poopy)
I got a lone Cleffa so ima get donked
But I run it cause its got free retreat
He's like I hate to do this but, He turns the Tyrogue and he wins the game!
But I don't really care, just drop, keep my invite
Leave the table cause the judge thinks its funny
They gonna make me change my sleeves in the middle of the match
And when I asked for a reason the judge looked at me funny
Wow! You cant tell me nothin?
Just got these sleeves for Yanmega plus something
I just hit when everythings setup and I hate Yanmega cause my babies keep dieing (aww!)
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Snivy!
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
Teach me how to retreat
T-teach me how to retreat
All my switches hate me
All my, all my switches hate me
All my switches hate me
You aeint messin with my Snivy!
