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That's Right (Song Parody of "Don't Cha" by The Pussycat Dolls)

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That’s Right
Parody of “Don't Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls

May Meowth Ash Max Brock Skitty
Spoken Sung Thought
(humming)
Hey, twerpette.
Meowth, what are you doing here?
Just lookin’ around. I hear you got a big contest coming up.
Yeah, Skitty’s gonna be in it.
Meow!.
Oh,Skitty. If only yous and I could be together. Wait, I know….
Wouldn’t yous rather have me dere?
You? Why?
Well…
(Music starts)
Oh no.
Meow?
Der’s no one like me (There’s no one like me)
Yous know that too (You know that too)
And so whenever Skitty’s around I feel bad for you
What’s wrong with Skitty?
And yous do dose contests (you do those contests)
Wit Drew and Harley (With Drew and Harley)
And in the back of my mind
I know yous should be trainin’ me


Don’t cha wish your Skitty could walk like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could talk like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha

Not really.
Don’t cha wish your Skitty had paws like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty had claws like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha


What’s with you?
Don’t go leaving (don’t go leaving)
Just hold da phone (just hold the phone)
’Cause if you just try
It just ain’t enough to bring a ribbon home

I’ll work hard trainin’ (I’ll work hard training)
I’ll help yous git there (I’ll help you get there)
See, I’m aware
But I go just to see Skitty there

Skitty?
Meow?

Don’t cha wish your Skitty could fight like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty was tight like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha, baby
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could move like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could groove like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha


(Door opens)
What’s going on out here?
Meowth?
Why are you singing to May?
Now all da twoips are here!
Did I miss something?
Not really.
Don’t I have this song on my iPod?

See, I know we’ll win it (I know we’ll win it)
I’ll take a stand (I’ll take a stand)
I’ll probably be just the ting to helps out you
at da festival grand

Maybe next contest (maybe next contest)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, oh friend, you know just where you’ll find me


Find you?
I wasn’t talking to yous.
Now I get it.
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could dance like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could prance like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could sing like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty had
(points to charm) bling like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha


(yawns) What’s going on here?
Meowth wants to be with May so it can be with Skitty.
After what you said about it? No way!
Can yous blame a cat for tryin’?
Yes.
(sighs)
 
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