DragonairMaster8
Active Member
Look, if you had one attack, just one more turn
To sieze that worlds trip you've always wanted-One game
Would you donk it or just misplay?
His palms are sweaty, eyes weak and the dice are heavy
There's transceivers in his discard pile already
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop candies, but he keeps forgettin
Why he lapped up, the whole matchup seems so wack
He looks at his hand, but the cards won't come down
He's chokin now, how everybodies lookin now
The turn is up, games over, UUGGHH
Snap back to reality Oh there goes energy
Oh there goes James, he misplayed
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
He won't have it, he knows his whole deck like the back of his hand and
It doesn't matter he pwns
He knows that but it deck ain't broke
He's so oldschool that he knows
When he goes back to Kentucky
That's when its back to the Pokegym
This whole pokemon stuff
he'd better go get that trip and hope he don't misplay
You better not lose against the 1337 in the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pwn
This opportunity comes once in a season yo
The games escaping through his fingers are gaping
This tourneys mine for the taking
Make me champ, as we move toward a
new-age format
A normal game is borin, but
outplaying a bad matchup is liek soarin
It only gets harder, only grows odder
He pwns us all over these n00bs is all on him
Coast to coast showdowns he's knows as "The PWNer"
Lonely roads, jeff only knows
He's played far from home, he's no brotha
He goes home and barely knows his own LL
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His noobs don't want him no mo, he's old-format
They moved on to the next deck that pwns
He dove in points, and won nada
So the fanfic is told and unfolds
I suppose its old brotha, but the tourneys go on
pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwner
You better not lose against the 1337 in the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pwn
This opportunity comes once in a season yo
No more games, ima change what you call donkage
Tear this pika****** roof off like 2 doom's are caged
I was playin in the beginin, but now the game has changed
Ive been donked and outplayed and pwned by solid rage
But I kept playing and testing with friends and playin tom hanks
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get a good hand with my 4-4 mentor line
And I can't provide the right social life for myself
These trophies don't buy friends
And its no book, there is no Tom Cruise this is my life
And this format is so hard, and its gettin even harder
Tryin to brake it, or just keep up with the others plus
stuck between a friend and winning nation-als
Pokemon Drama's screamin on and
To much for me to wanna
Stay with one deck, another day of testing
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like Jeremy
I've got to formulate a deck
Before I end up 2-7 and donked
Success is my only pika****** option, failures not
Hey I love you
but this leetism has to go
I can not grow old on the pokegyms lot
So here I go its my shot
Deck fail me not this may be the last tourney I got
You better not lose against the 1337 in the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pwn
This opportunity comes once in a season yo
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Written by Rapmaster DragonairMaster8 and Homie G fizzle moza, as a parody to teh song "Lose yourself" by Eminem
To sieze that worlds trip you've always wanted-One game
Would you donk it or just misplay?
His palms are sweaty, eyes weak and the dice are heavy
There's transceivers in his discard pile already
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop candies, but he keeps forgettin
Why he lapped up, the whole matchup seems so wack
He looks at his hand, but the cards won't come down
He's chokin now, how everybodies lookin now
The turn is up, games over, UUGGHH
Snap back to reality Oh there goes energy
Oh there goes James, he misplayed
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
He won't have it, he knows his whole deck like the back of his hand and
It doesn't matter he pwns
He knows that but it deck ain't broke
He's so oldschool that he knows
When he goes back to Kentucky
That's when its back to the Pokegym
This whole pokemon stuff
he'd better go get that trip and hope he don't misplay
You better not lose against the 1337 in the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pwn
This opportunity comes once in a season yo
The games escaping through his fingers are gaping
This tourneys mine for the taking
Make me champ, as we move toward a
new-age format
A normal game is borin, but
outplaying a bad matchup is liek soarin
It only gets harder, only grows odder
He pwns us all over these n00bs is all on him
Coast to coast showdowns he's knows as "The PWNer"
Lonely roads, jeff only knows
He's played far from home, he's no brotha
He goes home and barely knows his own LL
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His noobs don't want him no mo, he's old-format
They moved on to the next deck that pwns
He dove in points, and won nada
So the fanfic is told and unfolds
I suppose its old brotha, but the tourneys go on
pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwner
You better not lose against the 1337 in the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pwn
This opportunity comes once in a season yo
No more games, ima change what you call donkage
Tear this pika****** roof off like 2 doom's are caged
I was playin in the beginin, but now the game has changed
Ive been donked and outplayed and pwned by solid rage
But I kept playing and testing with friends and playin tom hanks
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get a good hand with my 4-4 mentor line
And I can't provide the right social life for myself
These trophies don't buy friends
And its no book, there is no Tom Cruise this is my life
And this format is so hard, and its gettin even harder
Tryin to brake it, or just keep up with the others plus
stuck between a friend and winning nation-als
Pokemon Drama's screamin on and
To much for me to wanna
Stay with one deck, another day of testing
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like Jeremy
I've got to formulate a deck
Before I end up 2-7 and donked
Success is my only pika****** option, failures not
Hey I love you
but this leetism has to go
I can not grow old on the pokegyms lot
So here I go its my shot
Deck fail me not this may be the last tourney I got
You better not lose against the 1337 in the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to pwn
This opportunity comes once in a season yo
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Written by Rapmaster DragonairMaster8 and Homie G fizzle moza, as a parody to teh song "Lose yourself" by Eminem
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