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The Pillsbury Doughboy Has Passed Away!!

Stripes

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Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
 
Stripes said:
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gotta love that dough man(He finally reunites with the gingerbread man in dough heaven^_^
 
Was there a single sentence in there that didn't include a pun? I mean, my god man. I couldn't think up that many puns about the same subject if I tried.
 
You should enter this into a pun competition, you should do what I did and enter 10 to have a better chance, the sad thing was, no pun in ten did.
 
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DukeFireBird said:
Geez Chris, where do you get this stuff at?

It all started yesterday evening during a delicious meal as I remember....As every thursday Mom was cooking dinner a bit early as I have to go to college at around 6:00. The main dish was the porkchop (God Bless that pig that gave its life to feed the Roberts home). Also we had sweet potatoes and some kind of vegetable( I think peas). Alas the biscuits came out of the oven :smile: As I buttered my second helping of a biscuit I said," These biscuits sure taste good." Conversation then commenced..

Now you're saying what does that have to do with post? Nothing at all but to possibly make anyone reading this hungry. :biggrin: (Read below for actual credit)

I was looking over my dads shoulder as he was going over his emails and saw this in one of his folders. I asked him about it and he sent it over to my email, so I could spread the good word with the gym.
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is so funny!

P.S. where was he buried?
if you wanna know why I'll tell you, I wanna poke him in the belly, I don't care that he's dead:mad:
 
Quick Draw said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is so funny!

P.S. where was he buried?
if you wanna know why I'll tell you, I wanna poke him in the belly, I don't care that he's dead:mad:

I'm pretty sure pastries tend to deflate when they die. Much like politicians, but unlike musicians and artists.
So he wouldn't have a belly to poke any more.
 
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