Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

The Spam is Not Bacon Thread

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I hated that kid, I'm literally offended by that.

just to clarfy, I sigged that quote because of how funny I thought it was because it strongly contradicts the way I post.
 
(spoken)
Are you ready Steve? Uh huh
Andy? Yeah
Mick? OK
Alright fellas, let's go!

(sung)
Oh it's been getting so hard
living with the things
you do to me, uh huh
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see

Oh I see a man at the back
as a matter of fact his eyes
are as red as the sun
And a girl in the corner
let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's
the passionate one

Oh yeah it was like lightning
everybody was frightning
And the music was soothing
and they all started grooving
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

(chorus)
And the man at the back said
"Everyone attack" and it turned
into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
"Boy I wanna warn ya it'll
turn into a ballroom blitz"

Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz

Oh I'm reaching out for something
touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh I softly call you over
when you appear there's
nothing left of you, uh huh

Now the man at the back
is ready to crack as he
raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner
is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with
a wink of her eye

Oh yes it was electric
so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaping
'cause they all stopped breathing
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

And the man at the back said
"Everyone attack" and it turned
into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
"Boy I wanna warn ya it'll
turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz

(instrumental)

Oh yeah it was like lightning
everybody was frightning
And the music was soothing
and they all started grooving
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

And the man at the back said
"Everyone attack" and it turned
into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
"Boy I wanna warn ya it'll
turn into a ballroom blitz"

Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz

It's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz
 
Spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!spamage!
 
Actually you can buy Maple Bars at Donut shops. So I can see why Maple Bars can be confuzed with donuts. However Bacon is better than Spam because Bacon tates better. I don't like spam that much it's kinda yucky :(
 
homeofmew said:
Actually you can buy Maple Bars at Donut shops. So I can see why Maple Bars can be confuzed with donuts. However Bacon is better than Spam because Bacon tates better. I don't like spam that much it's kinda yucky :(
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toxictaipan said:
Because spam is a manufactured food invented by the government to take control of the masses and start a GLOBAL WAR ON BOLOGNA!
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You're one of the strong ones, homeofmew.

Help us, help us win the war.
 
Hey it's a spam thread. Yeah, I don't have much to say here, but I guess it's not against the rules or anything. Just as long as I keep it clean. So...

DONUTS ARE PURPLE

There, I said it. Bye for now.
 
Honestly, someone either had a little too much time on their hands or they just copy/pasted. :p

But that will help me in school if anyone ever asks. xD

WAFFLES ARE ALSO MADE OF DOUGH

But why also? I think it is suspicious.

Vote: Waffle

Just kidding.
 
Test 1

Mew, I beg you to delete some of your post. It is so long that it has screwed up my computer.

There was once a Chansey who thought to herself, "Why is it that the grass is purple today?" She asked her friends for help but they sadly could not come up with an answer. So the Chansey went on a nice long walk through the purple grass until she came to a Poke Middle. Chansey felt uneasy but did not know why. She asked Officer Jenny to heal her Pokemon then remembered she was not a trainer. "HELP!" the Chansey screamed. "I'm going CRAZY!"

The next day the Chansey put on her size 22 brown shoes and walked out the door into Mars. The End.
 
......or Lobster Thermidor aux Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
 
Bacon tastes way better than spam. But at least you can keep spam in your pantry in case of hurricanes (or whatever local disaster befalls your area).

- Croatian "darn Vikings" Nidoking
 
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