Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Useless Card

Weedle(30 hp)

Self Posion(pkmn power)
If Weedle is on your bench switch it with your active pokemon and Weedle is now posioned.If hes your active weedle is already posioned.

Attack:Tackle Mist
0 damage
Flip a coin if heads Weedle is now Burned.If tails Weedle is knocked out.

Weakness(all)
Retreat(************************************)
 
Don't even ask where I pulled this card from
Pichu
30HP
(e) type

Weakness(all)(all)(all)(all)(ouch!)
Resistance
Retreat cost(cx100)

Baby rule
(c) poke 0 Pichu recives a cry counter. (for every cry counter that you have on a pokemon, whenever you use a trainer card, all of your pokemon take 3 damage counters and a cry counter)

(e)(e)(e)(e)(e) Charged Particle cannon Place a cry counter on all of your pokemon and 6 wait counters on pichu. At the end of every turn, remove 1 wait counter from Pichu. If you have removed the last wait counter, Ko the defending pokemon and 3 of your pokemon. (While a pokemon has wait counters on it, it cannot use any attacks, retreat, use the baby rule, or use pokemon powers or pokebodies.)
 
This should be a funny one

Magikarp
30 HP
(C)

Poke-Body: Special Damage- Whenever you attach a Special Energy card from your hand to Magikarp, flip a coin. If heads, place 1 damage counter on it. (gotta show some sympathy somewhere along the line).

(RA)(RA)(RA) Evolution Ignition- Search your deck for a card that evolves from Magikarp, show it to your opponent, and put it on top of Magikarp. This counts as evolving.

Weakness: (R)(W)(L)(P)(G)(F)
Resistance: (C) -30
Retreat: (C)(C)(C)

ya know what's funny about this card's abilities? RA= Rainbow energy (which is a SPECIAL ENERGY :lol: )
 
Here's one!
Egg
??????????????????HP
Non-existant Holo
(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) CRRRRRRRRRACK! 0
Each time you use this attack, find a card that evolves from Egg (if there ARE any!) Baby and Basic Pokemon don't count.
Weakness: Pidgey and all other bird like Pokemon!
Resistance: What?! Don't be stupid! Anything or anyone can break an egg!
Retreat: (C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)
Pretty useless huh?
 
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Team Rocket Succeeds!
Supporter
Whenever you play this card, you must give all of your cards and money and all other valuables to your opponent. You then lose.
 
Beck
Supporter
Whenever you play this card, flip a coin. If heads, you must sing Beck's "Loser" exactly word for word and the exact notes, including the Spanish, without any music helping you. If tails, you don't have to sing. Either way, you lose, "Loser"!
(The card has a Holo of Beck and a scene from the video!)
 
Magicarp Super Super Super Super Super EX (yes another one) (Basic Water Pokemon) 240 HP
Weaknes: :grass: :psychic: :fighting: :lightning :colorless (W) (S) (D)
Resistance : Magicarp Super Super Super Super Super EX
Retreat: None !

When Magicarp Super X5 Ex is knocked out you opponent takes 1000 prize cards.

Poke Power: Yay! I'm in play When Magicarp Super X5 Ex comes into play it is now active

No Energy: this is great Magicarp Super X5 Ex deals 400 damage to its self. Then you die. This attack must
be used.

Hpoe every one likes it.

Also. the next time I make one of theese it will not be a magicarp
 
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Jessie's Wobbuffet
Basic Pokemon
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999Hp
Poke-Power: Refusal
You CANNOT play this card at all!
Weakness: (P)
Resistance
Retreat
 
Coin Flip
Trainer
Whenever you play this card, flip a coin. If heads flip the coin again. If tails flip the coin. [Note: This card's effect will never end! Thus its uselessness!]
 
Grass Cube 2
(g) Fart 10
This attack does 60 damage to every one of your benched pokemon. Then flip 10 coins, if any of them are tails, you may stop flipping and this grass cube remains on your pokemon, and you may not use any other move or go onto the bench until grass cube 2 is removed.
 
Shining EX Crystral Chaos Feebas of Doom-1.000.000.000.000.000.000...HP-Water-Basic-
Pokebody-Insanity-When you play this card, flip a coin with tails on both sides. If you get tails, you lose and your opponent now legally owns all your possesions.
(C)Jump onto land-You lose and your oppoent gets to incernerate your deck.
Weakness- :fighting: :colorless :psychic: :lightning :grass: :fire: (W)
Resistance-
Retreat-
 
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Combusken- Stage 1
70 HP
(R)

(C) Stuffed Turkey- Place 3 damage counters on Combusken
(R)(R) Thankful for nothing- Combusken does 80 damage to itself. If you lose the game, place this card in the oven after preheating it for 400 degrees F.
 
Sick Pik-ACHOO! [I know it's a lame joke but wait until you see what it does!]
Basic (L) Pokemon
Rarity: Non-existant Holo
Poke-power: Flu Bug-Sick Pik-ACHOO! sneezes on all Pokemon in play and puts all special conditons on them.
(C)(C)(C)(C) Throw up!
Whenever you use this attack, you automatically lose and have to clean up the mess without any help!
Picture: Pikachu is in bed with a thermometer in its mouth and has a runny nose.
 
Mewtwo
90HP
Basic Pokemon

Weakness(p)(p)(p)(p)(p)(p)
Resistance
Retreat cost(d)(d)(d)(d)

Pokebody If Mewtwo is confused, and Mewtwo gets tails when attacking while confused, Mewtwo does 20 damage to itself instead of placing 3 damage counters on Mewtwo. If Mewtwo is confused, it must attack if can attack.

(p) Psy confuse 30 Flip 3 coins, if any of them are tails, This attack does no damage, Mewtwo is now confused, and Mewtwo's owner cannot play any trainers while Mewtwo is active.
 
Snorlax
10000000000000000000000000000000HP
Basic Pokemon
Poke-Body Insomia
Snorlax cannot be put to sleep.
(C)(C)(C)(C) Snore 100
This attack can only be used if Snorlax is asleep.
Weakness: (F)
Resistance: (P)
Retreat:
 
chansey basic pokemon
100 hp
poke-body FATS: after playing chansey in play,chansey recive 90 dmg and 1 dmg counter.

(CCC) stupid egg 60
u may attach boost energy from anywhere immediatly after playing chansey from discard pile,chansey recive 10 more hp but after using this attack chansey is knockout

weakness :egg
resistance: fats
retreat : CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC due to too much fats
 
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