Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Useless Card

Invisible Klecleon
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000HP
Poke-Body: Invisibility
Can you even find Invisible Klecleon in your deck?!

(C)(C)(C)(C) Can't Find Me!
Try and find Invisible Klecleon!

Weakness:
Resistance:
Retreat:

Picture: Nothing is there!
 
Mysterious Fossil EX
Basic colorless
1 HP
Poke-power Crumpling Fossil
flip a coin. If heads, search your deck for a card that evolves from Mysterious Fossil EX and put it on Mysterious Fossil EX.Then Crumple it up. If tails do the same thing but put on a blindfold and rip up the card. If each riped up peace is not perfect,you lose. If you can't decide what perfect is, you lose and your deck and all your cards are riped up

Attack 1 Call (useless) Friends (c) Search your deck for Invisible Kecleon, (c)Super EX x5 Magikarp, and Shining EX Crystal Chaos Feebass of DooM,and put them all on your bench. If you can't do this for any reason, you lose

Attack 2 Death has come I am a possessed fossil muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! (c)
If you were alive last turn, you are now dead.U must attack with this attack or else you are dead.
 
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Jumbo Dunsparce
10000000000000 HP
Colorless-Basic

Pokémon Power- You Can't Play Me! Jumbo Dunsparce is unplayable even if you don't use his Pokémon Power!


Weakness: Non-- who aim kidding All!
Resistance- NONE
Retreat cost: what reatreat cost? you can't play me


(Jumno Dunsparce exerted from a pokémon zeo when andylightkai like dunsparces) There is going to be an evolvle to Dunparce! Deathsparce...
 
????????????????
100000000000000000000HP
Basic Pokemon (?)

Poke-Power-What AM I?!
Who knows....

Weakness:
Resistance:
Retreat:

Picture: It's a blank piece of paper!
 
entei 50 hp
poke-pow : when entei comes to play,flip a coin. if tails entei is burn and it get 50 dmg instead of 20.if heads entei does 40 dmg to itself and remove 4 dmg counter from all of your opponent pokemon

ultimate burn (RWL)
when u use this attack entei gets 10 dmg to itself,all of your pokemon are knockout and all of your opponent pokemon are left 10hp

weakness: rainbow x3 damage
resistance: WLC -0 dmg
retreat : throw the card and its not active anymore
 
Stupid Luvdisk
1/1000000000 HP

Flip-or-Flop
Flip a coin. if tails, you lose the game, all your Pokemon cards, your house everything you own, your clothes, etc. then you have to flop on the floor.
If heads, do the same thing above^ :lol:

Weakn: [Evrathang]
resis[nothin']
retr[1 million of evrathang]


BWAH-HA-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Slowking (P) 100 HP
Poke-Power: Low IQ
Slowking has an IQ of 1. Reduce by 1 for each pokemon in play. If Slowking has 0 IQ at any time, your opponent gets to destroy all your property in any way they choose.You can refuse to use this, but you have to use the other one.
Poke-Power: Substitute
You are now your active pokemon. you have 10 HP. If you are knocked out, have someone punch you in the face. Then you lose.
 
Captain Obviousx1 said:
Trainer-Trick Decision

Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent wins. If tails, you lose.

How 'bout that?
Click to expand...

hmmm... heads I win, tails you lose... sounds like a card that my bf would put in his deck. ^^'
If I were gullible I'd lose to him every time.
 
Lazy Slaking
100 HP
(Note: This is a SPECIAL Pokemon and cannot evolve from anything!)
Poke-Power I'm Too Lazy!
Lazy Slaking can never attack or be of any use no matter what!

Weakness:
Resistance:
Retreat:
Rarity: Ultra Rare Secret Non-existant Holo

Picture- A Slaking lying down on the ground sleeping as its Pokemon trainer is trying to make it do something with no effect and the opponet is a Sandslash that is making woodcarvings out of complete boredom of nothing happening!
 
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Who revived this almost year-old post?

I'm Hungry (Trainer)

Pick a tasty Pokémon in play and eat it.
 
Mr. Clean!
100 HP :psychic:
Basic Pokemon

Poke-Body: Clean! Clean! Clean!
Mr. Clean MUST clean everything in sight! If it doesn't, it may try to clean you and end up erasing your whole body off of the planet! He also can never retreat until everything in existance is cleaned and remains spotless for all eternity!

Weakness: :psychic: or Anything that looks dirty!
Resistance: Anything that is completly spotless!
Retreat: :colorless ..... Oh.... Who am I kidding?!! He CAN'T retreat!
Rarity: Non-existant Secret Rare Holo
Picture: Mr. Mime in a living room holding a vacuum hose and weaing a belt with glass cleaner, furniture polish, a feather duster, paper towels, Comet, and Lysol cleaning spray attached to it as he vacumms up half of the background literally into the cleaning system!
 
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Wurmple ex 0.5 HP [G]

PokeBody: Pointlessness
When Wurmple ex comes into play,
you lose the game.

When pokemon ex is knocked out,
your opponent takes six prizes.

[F][F][R][R][G][G][P][P][W][W][L][L][D][D][M][M][C][C][C][C][C][C]
Pointless Assault
Remove all damage counters from all of your
opponent's Pokemon. Each of your Pokemon
is now knocked out. (Including Wurmple ex)

Weakness: [F][G][R][L][W][P][C][D][M]
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C]

edit: P.S. Hi, all. Its been a while, but I'm back! (Cue cheers and lame music...)
 
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Super Dooper Magikarp!HP?
When Super Dooper MAgikarp is knocked out opponent takes 6 cards in stead of 1.

Pokebody:Stupid Thing!
When an attack damages Super Dooper Magikarp before doing damage the amount of amage that attack would do is now Super Dooper's Magikarp.Then do damaghe.

Splash of a dumb freak of nature(G)(R)(W)(L)(F)(P)(D)(M)(C)9000-
This attack does nothing.

Weakness(G)(R)(W)(L)(F)(P)(D)(M)(C)
Resistance(G)(R)(W)(L)(F)(P)(D)(M)(C)-0
Retreat Cost(G)(R)(W)(L)(F)(P)(D)(M)(C) and your opponent can beat the crap out of you
 
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