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"What's your boggle?"- What are your favorite corny lines from movies?

From "Triple X: State of the Union" (I think that is what the movie is called)

*Looks at machine gun, then looks at rocket laucher*
"Dang, time to quit playing Police and start playing Playstation!"
*grabs rocket launcher*


Also from same movie

*Heat seeking rocket is launched and hits a guy smoking a cigar*
"I told him smoking would kill him one day..."
 
"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci." "

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. "

~Rorschach, from Watchmen

Yeah, this is sarcasm.

Pretty much anything Schwarzenegger says as Mr. Freeze.
 
This guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says, "I have bad news and worse news."

So the guy says, "Give me the bad news."

The doctor says, "You have one day to live."

The guy's like, "Oh God, that's horrible! What's the worse news?!"

Then the doctor says, "I forgot to call you yesterday."

~Larry The Cable Guy~Blue Collar Comedy Tour D.V.D. <---counts as movie :lol:
 
"why so serious" or even "who wants to see a magic trick" kills a guy with a pencil. gotta love the new joker

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"why so serious" or even "who wants to see a magic trick" kills a guy with a pencil. gotta love the new joker
 
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"You arm's off!" King Arthur
"No it isn't." Black Knight
"Look!" K.A.
"It's just a flesh wound." B.K.

And,

"What is the air speed and velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" Bridge Keeper
"What do you mean? An African or European Swallow?" King Arthur

All from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 
Lakak said:
that was probably a cameo for heath's "magic trick" in the new one.

i'll post another quote later, but i g2g.
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Yeah, in the origional Batman vs the Joker He stabed a guy in the neck with a feather quill pen, and I realy like the disappering pencil trick.

These toy are to much for you. I command you to return them to me! - Ganondorf
 
Flygon999 said:
From The Dark Knight:

"Swear To ME!"

Guy: I swear to god, I don't know!

Batman: SWEAR TO ME!
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That's actually Batman Begins, if I recall correctly.

Jeez, all these posts, and no one remembers "I love the Power Glove-it's so bad" from The Wizard-greatest movie ever.
 
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