Your Pokéname is:
Shatzard
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Finland, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have uncanny instinct. You have night vision. You can eat lava. You can resist force bolts. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You have a cell phone.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Charrider.
ROFL SHATzard
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Your Pokéname is:
Lickibra
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, cows and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit slime. You can shoot kippers. You have a cell phone. You have a winning smile. You have big hair.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Starwad.
lickibra XD
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Eenerd
Profile
You live in the veldts of China, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, twigs and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You can shoot sand. You can resist jet fuel. You have a song in your heart. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe broken glass. You can spit 8-track tapes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Nidoeon.
lol eenered, more like e-nerd
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Charzard
Profile
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of evil glances. You can puke lava. You can throw tahini. You have a fear of 8-track tapes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Shatrider.
i thought this pokemon already existed lol
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Squirfu
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, TV dinners and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke maple syrup. You can shoot sledgehammers. You can shoot hot death. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can throw jet fuel. You can puke electricity. You can shoot ice bolts. You have a fear of acid. You have scaly skin.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humbar.
lol master of kung-foo
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well those are the best ones that I found :tongue: