All from the Grinder at about 2:30 am...
Pickle: "If my opponent falls asleep in the middle of a game, can I call them for stalling?"
Me: "We don't even get a crappy $5 promo for playing 'til 3am? I need to talk to BDS."
Pickle: "Do you really think he's awake right now?"
Me: "He's sitting up there at the head table."
Pickle: "That doesn't mean he's awake."
Background: one player just went 4-4, instead of leaving the play area, he was playing a game of catch with the dice with some of his friends outside of the play area...
Judge: "Please leave the play area if you are not playing."
Player: "What are you gonna do? Disqualify me?"
Judge: *walks away*