I am SOOOOOOO glad we have cards like this posted to review. Some people out there look to the people who play and understand the game to reach out and give our feedback to advise and educate those curious about what to add as a staple, tech, or main focus of a deck. For anyone who is serious about the game and is thinking to themselves "hmmmm.....I wonder what I can do to make this an absolute win deck". I am here with the support of countless users to direct you to the path of victory.
To make this card work you have to do these things in order.
Look at the card carefully and study it's attack and energy cost. Now while it's in your hand tear it in half and trash it. Look in your binder and try to find a card that is in NO WAY like this one. If you cant' find one you might want to mow the yard tomorrow for some scratch to buy some boosters next time you're around the comic shop for better luck in getting a card with better attacks (if not cheaper, I mean that), a suitable pokepower/pokebody, and a decent retreat cost.
Card designers are just like republicans. Only doing it for the money.